❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
You know what Abby has that these FB haters don't? A solid support system and the ability to not give a fuck. The FB haters seem to hate her not because she's cringe, but because she has the ability to just be whatever she wants to be in the moment.

You're on to something here. No matter what, for better or worse, Abby's parents will always bail her out of any situation. She has a team of doctors and nurses - mental health isn't an exact science and managing the disorders Abby has can't be easy. She's talked about texting her nurses and Grover's Groupies are all self diagnosed from Tumblr.

Abby might be a mess, but she's a confident mess. She owns her weirdness in a way these kids never could. The group hags require insincere asspats from other hags. Abs on the other hand, will hop on live with yesterday's crusty makeup still plastered to her face and beam through the whole thing.

:optimistic: but I hope we get more mini cows during her hiatus.
 
I guess I'm missing the joke. Because this person is objectively nowhere near as attractive as Abby. And Abby isn't exactly a stunner.

Girl them buttery teeth. And I love the "artistic" high school photography class tier selfies.
View attachment 1656711View attachment 1656713
She graduated high school in 2018, so she's only like 20, and her body looks like this already.
View attachment 1656712
Holy shit why would you ever put this online
View attachment 1656716
I've seen meth addicts who live at train stations cleaner and more attractive, how the fuck is looking unclean with daddy issues and most likely ready to lecture you on some bullshit social justice cause a fashion trend with these people.
 
IDK man, but from my past high school teaching experience, girls who look like that are almost always on some kind of IEP and might've had some self contained and adaptive PE classes. You could bet a paycheck on that.
 
You know what Abby has that these FB haters don't? A solid support system and the ability to not give a fuck. The FB haters seem to hate her not because she's cringe, but because she has the ability to just be whatever she wants to be in the moment.
Well, she’s not cringe if you compare her to the FB group. They all dress the same, Abby actually looks more put together and cleaner than the fat danger hair brigade that follows her so closely.

The FB group all have danger hair, piercings, bad tattoos, hot topic gear, etc..basically all in their 20’s but dressing and acting like angsts teenagers. The major differences between Abby and the hate brigade is Abby isn’t poor white trash, doesn’t live to be a victim of her mental illness or subscribe to much of their extreme-SJW stuff, doesn’t pretend to be a LGBQTBBQ and is a Christian. This is enrages them. Abby doesn’t wallow in a victim mentality and doesn’t walk lock step with the approved political groupthink. She ironically displays more actual individualism than most of her hate groupies.

Abby going trans for awhile nearly made their minds melt because she had chosen an identity that cannot be criticized according to these idiots. I hope she claims she has DID or alters next to make them shit bricks of rage but also require they act supportive.
 
Her body reminds me of the Stay Puft man. She’s gotta be a transtrender, her cratered skin and the pattern of facial hair looks very much like the result of ill prescribed testosterone. Obviously some biological women are just naturally hairy and repugnant, but I bet she has at least one “they/them” button somewhere.

I’m gobsmacked at the fact that she’s barely in her 20’s and already tattooing her face, but fortunately for her those stick and pokes look light enough to be taken care of with just a couple laser sessions, so it’s not too late for that yet.

also if you’re over the age of 20 please stop shopping at hot topic for facial piercings.
 
Is that face tattoo supposed to be a shiny turd? I’m genuinely unable to figure out what it is supposed to be.

I think it's supposed to be a variation of the "Evil eye" symbol.


eye-symbols-evil-eyes-sign-decorative-alchemy-tattoo-symbol-hipster-occult-style-mystic-amulet...jpg
products-evil_eye_temporary_tattoo_2.jpg
9360853ee4ecbfa93893e01217adce5e.jpg
86ac7c335f16a21f8a3691d377727153.jpg
535474d94c4f7616a039419e4ad6a08e.jpg

Which makes it even more perplexing... How do you fuck up something so simple? And why would you fuck with such an unfortunate face in the first place? Looksmaxing - it's a thing.
 
I followed thus thread for Abby’s history. I continue to follow this thread for the absolutely ridiculous tards that orbit her
 
Somebody actually purchased another one of her yeasty onesies.

These people are fucking simps of the highest caliber. Nobody that genuinely thinks Abby is a “bad person” would give her a cent of their money.

editing to add, if you’re afraid of posting something because your work might see it, that’s a pretty big sign that you probably shouldn’t post it.
 

Attachments

  • 6ED3A15F-6765-46BE-ACE5-9523F74F4745.jpeg
    6ED3A15F-6765-46BE-ACE5-9523F74F4745.jpeg
    318.4 KB · Views: 447
Somebody actually purchased another one of her yeasty onesies.

These people are fucking simps of the highest caliber. Nobody that genuinely thinks Abby is a “bad person” would give her a cent of their money.

editing to add, if you’re afraid of posting something because your work might see it, that’s a pretty big sign that you probably shouldn’t post it.
I WAS EATING!!!!
 
Abby has been surprisingly quiet since everything with Will has gone down. Hope this isn't going to turn into another "living in my car with my bf" saga.

She posted on her YouTube channel recently, I'm gonna be honest: I'm too lazy to archive this 5 second video that says "go buy my shit from poshmark"

 
She posted on her YouTube channel recently, I'm gonna be honest: I'm too lazy to archive this 5 second video that says "go buy my shit from poshmark"

Of course, a video shilling her poshmark. Brilliant.

I guess it makes sense she shut her socials down temporarily, she probably doesn't want to deal with the drama and fallout from her choice to run to Will. But I'm sure she's still going to catch shit as soon as she reactivates them. She's basically prolonging the inevitable.
 
The Brownies (is there a better thing to call the Facebook groupies?) have been pretty boring recently, but someone posted a brilliant thread to bait people into posting their old scene kween pictures.

They are literally the same as Abby except without loving parents and money lol. Sure, I dressed like a tard when I was a teen - everyone is susceptible to trends when they're young. Compare these lovely specimens to their current profiles and it seems like not too much has changed. They're all e-thots now.

Facebook.jpg

Okay, she has the style down pretty well. It was an atrocious style, but eh go for it.

_Facebook.jpg

Yes, that hair is fucking unholy. It looks like guts.

1_Facebook.jpg

Oh my god it looks like it's face is melting! And an upgrade to dangerhair, eh?

ook.jpg

3 for the price of 1, everything is awful. Her hair is straw.

7_Facebook.jpg

Yes. It is bad. Hoo boy.

3_Facebook.jpg

Another three-peat for y'all, I wanted to keep screencapping but this was starting to feel long.

I'm waiting to see who bought Abby's crusty onesie and if they're going to make a post about it.

Of course, a video shilling her poshmark. Brilliant.

I guess it makes sense she shut her socials down temporarily, she probably doesn't want to deal with the drama and fallout from her choice to run to Will. But I'm sure she's still going to catch shit as soon as she reactivates them. She's basically prolonging the inevitable.

That's been her pattern this whole time. Act out, run to Willie, DFE, and then come back with a new phase and either: a vehement denial of anything prior, or the excuse of "I was off my meds!"

In a weird way, I'd be kind of happy if Abby didn't come back. I'd like to imagine she got her shit together and isn't in a crazyhouse or slobbing the Hoggs' logg. Does anyone have an update on him?
 
Back
Top Bottom