❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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She doesn’t seriously think she has a chance at actually getting scouted and produced, does she? Yeah, Danielle Bregoli made cashing out on your viral fame while talentless look easy, but she was a cute 13 year old that developed too fast and was easily marketed. Abby is a legitimately unbalanced, unattractive, dirty, just overall repellent woman in her mid 20’s. She won’t be able to sell shit, except maybe birth control.
 
lolcow field researcher said:
I think if she was doing drugs it would have been thrown around in the aforementioned Facebook live jerry springer episode. she just looks cracked out cause she's batshit and she also uses concealer on her lips and shaves her eyebrows. ThatManNamedGary on the parking deck with them is an uber Christian and doesn't do drugs either. she's literally just that crazy and ugly, y'all. no crack necessary.

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You think any of the freaks in ye old time freak shows secretly thought the gawkers were just jealous? “Ya’ll wish you could bite the heads off live chickens or had half of malformed twin jutting out of your sides!”

I could be wrong but I don’t think participates on Intervention or Hoarders think the viewership is jealous of them.

But Abby can keep telling herself all the “haters” are jealous of the life of a mentally ill person with the body of a 26 year old woman and mind of an adolescent who thinks identity is something you purchase or wear.

Maybe she’ll latch onto to a phase that includes a job or responsibility as part of its package, hell I’d be happy with a phase that includes not beating up your mom because the Internet makes you mad.
 
Ceres said:
What frustrates me is that Abby has a modicum of self awareness, she knows she’s an internet joke and she knows she’s tapped. But instead of getting help, she uses her obvious “iLlNeSs im fUCkEd in the hEaD u fat c**t” as a way to behave however she wants. She still has a home and is still supported by her parents, even after admitting to physically abusing them along with forcing them to take her pictures, being obnoxious and going thru phases like a teen well into her mid 20’s, if she’s not rapping about skittle pussies she’s screaming crunkcore about her ugly ass ratty dog that’s probably never even been washed. Like, the physical abuse aside, all of that behavior alone is enough for most parents to be like “okay, you’re almost 25, you need to grow the fuck up and move out or at least start paying rent”
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It's because if she actually seeks help for her mental problems she can't keep using them as a crutch for just being an asshole.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
It's because if she actually seeks help for her mental problems she can't keep using them as a crutch for just being an asshole.
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That and I'm sure many of her choices are completely within her control (I don't believe that she actually accepts that her behavior is abusive. I'm sure she sees it as just another of her "quirks", as many have said). Bipolar or not, you don't just "black out and beat the shit out of your mom". There's not a physical assault monster controlling her body as she beats her. I seriously doubt Abby wants to hear that she's a piece of shit and that her parents, while prolific enablers, absolutely do not deserve her shit. Therapy="You're 10 years past your prime for this shit. You, and only you, are responsible for the choices you make. Take your meds and cut it the fuck out, jfc".


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It's also clear Abby is not keen on working. A beating a day keeps the job away! My assumption (and many others', of course) is that she keeps the crazy train going because her parents feel too bad to kick her out while she's so irresponsible. My guess is her parents are protecting her this way in vain because she's gonna end up overdosing with Ham Daddy or she's gonna end up pissing off the wrong person while at a party.
 
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As more bullshit about Abby Comes along, the more it's apparent-
Abby Brown is the poster child for why abortions are better than adoptions sometimes.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Lol like she ever had any intention of keeping her pants on at that concert.
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Almost as bad as being next to the infamous tuna melt-chan, I'd wager.
Or maybe worse due to the hot summer sun.
 
lolcow field researcher said:
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Along with everything else she does that makes her so repellent, I don't think I ever before realized what a foul mouth Abby has. I understand that rap includes a fair number of curse words but it really is unnecessary for virtually every line in her "song" to include some sort of expletive.

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I have two points to make:
  • That's not actually a female, is it? That's really a dude on HRT or something, right?
  • The folks in the "Bad Cosplay" thread will probably hate me for this, but you really need to post this over there too...
 
OstREEEch said:
No audio sync ✔️
Finger obscuring camera ✔️
Willy smoking ✔️

1 million view video right there.
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Trying to figure out who’s totally professional recording studio they are using in grandma’s living room. Boss Hog’s? The family photo montage on the wall would probably tell the tale.

Im assuming it’s Boss Hog’s nana if he isn’t banned from the homes of his family members. He seems like the type of dude to take grandma’s computer in the living room and turn it into a ghetto recording studio.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Trying to figure out who’s totally professional recording studio they are using in grandma’s living room. Boss Hog’s? The family photo montage on the wall would probably tell the tale.

Im assuming it’s Boss Hog’s nana if he isn’t banned from the homes of his family members. He seems like the type of dude to take grandma’s computer in the living room and turn it into a ghetto recording studio.
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probably ThatManNamedGary. he has some pretty "great" tunes himself.

 
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