❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

imagine what those big gnarly plugs smell like flapping above you as he grunts away

Chances are it won't be too bad since he looks like a one pump chump.

 

[Ceres]

imagine what those big gnarly plugs smell like flapping above you as he grunts away

That mental image ruined my whole day and left me with a lingering feeling of claustrophobic revulsion that I haven’t experienced since I watched that episode of Shameless, where Karen is laying haplessly under Jody’s creepy pedo ass as he’s huffing and puffing over her while Seal plays softly in the background. God, I’m literally recoiling in disgust at the mere thought.

So, I guess the boy was/is real. I’m excited to see if this develops into anything (but i also wouldn’t be surprised if it goes nowhere)

 

[JaneThough]

That mental image ruined my whole day and left me with a lingering feeling of claustrophobic revulsion that I haven’t experienced since I watched that episode of Shameless, where Karen is laying haplessly under Jody’s creepy pedo ass as he’s huffing and puffing over her while Seal plays softly in the background. God, I’m literally recoiling in disgust at the mere thought.

So, I guess the boy was/is real. I’m excited to see if this develops into anything (but i also wouldn’t be surprised if it goes nowhere)

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She was so nice and happy to hear from him on FB, but then is shady and bitchy on instagram. Scabby and Boss Hog deserve each other.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

She was so nice and happy to hear from him on FB, but then is shady and bitchy on instagram. Scabby and Boss Hog deserve each other.

Is that insta hers or a parody acct like YouTube's the brown hole?

 

[Ceres]

Is that insta hers or a parody acct like YouTube's the brown hole?

It’s just a parody account. She’s not active on instagram atm.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

can we get an It's Kind Of A Funny Story phase? because that would be really bizarre and i want to see Abby's interpretation of this:

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

Just caught this-Abby was just live and reading a suicide note that will sent her. She asked the viewers what to do and stopped the live to call either his parents or the cops

 

[Brorito]

Called it!!

 

[Ceres]

“Team psych ward couple” for the love of god this woman is going to be 25 soon isn’t she? Anyone know her birthday?

That browntown instagram is actually worth following cos it has a few live video gems on there. Like the one of her childishly confronting her mother over replying to that fake account’s comments on Facebook. Her poor mother looks absolutely terrified of her and placates her immediately, saying “okay okay I believe you” with an expression that says “please don’t hit me or throw something at me.” It’s actually pretty sad to watch.

I know Hog doesn’t really have any credibility, but I can believe his claims of Abby having hit her parents in front of him before.

 

[Big Nasty]

Psych ward couples.

It's all cute and dandy to be broken and vulnerable together until he goes on a three-day drinking binge and punches you until you have a heart attack.

 

[Ceres]

Dare we hope? It looks like it’s actually happening y’all. (Shoutout to the browntown_nightmare Instagram for keeping tabs)

Apparently he thinks he’s a rapper.

 

[lamp shade]

Let’s take bets: how long before she ditches him and gets back with Hog?

My guess is two weeks from the day she meets this guy, which is probably giving way more time than is needed.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Let’s take bets: how long before she ditches him and gets back with Hog?

My guess is two weeks from the day she meets this guy, which is probably giving way more time than is needed.

Two weeks does seem to be a bit on the long side but you're probably in the right ballpark.

It would actually be a nice twist if he ended up breaking up with her. Abby always seems to be the one who calls things off with Boss Hogg and, IIRC, she also broke up with that normal dude she was dating.

 

[Brorito]

So psych ward boy might be a player? I hope so- the drama has been relatively low lately and that would sure spice things up.

 

[Big Nasty]

My guess is that Psych Ward Boy is probably a piece of shit too.

 

[Ceres]

Oooooooh baby mama drama? That’s something we haven’t seen our coffin cutie take on just yet (assuming she doesn’t peace out and run back to Hog as soon as she finds out it’s true).

I’ll admit, it’d be funny and cathartic to see Abby actually get broken up with for once and watch Jaden livestream her not leaving his house after he dumped her. If he really has a kid and a girlfriend, he could just be using Scabby’s viral “fame” to boost his shit raps.

At least he looks like he showers somewhat regularly.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

hahahahaha

 

[Brorito]

hahahahaha

HOLY SHIT

That was way faster than expected hahahahahaha

Welp- didn’t take long for her hog calls to work.

*Edit* Just added a couple gems from the comment section.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think Jayden was just a tool to inspire Hogg jealously and drama.

Also god help all those kids with stupid late 90s celebrity baby names like Jayden, Cody, Dakota and Montana.

 

[Brorito]

1. So apparently Jaden-dust pic was actually a legitimate profile picture of his(which makes it even funnier).
2. Jayen posted her number on Facebook and told people to spam her.
3. She shares a screenshot of a text she says she sent to the Dylan dude that she banged, that was clearly typed out twenty minutes or so before she took the screenshot- I call bullshit.

Tldr: Looks like Jayden is gonna be bringing in some tasty drama.


**Edit** The Browntownnightmare insta posted a screen cap of Hoggie trying to take of Jayden via messenger!