❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

[Fancy Carstairs]

I find it funny that she will sell her merch and clothes immediately after ditching a phase, and then has begun to recycle phases so she has to buy more stuff

 

[uncleShitHeel]

is it just me, or do those shoes make her look short?

That's because she is short?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I bet you anything she’ll claim to be a LaVeyan satanist (Anton LaVey being a known fraud & anyone actually serious about the religion would learn about that almost immediately).

Maybe she’s just picking and choosing personalities from her various clashing tattoos? First Emo, then NBC, now with the MIW and goth again. It’s like she studies her tattoos and compares them to her current wardrobe/what she’s feeling and decides to go with that.

Maybe Hello Kitty or dd/lg phase will be next?

He wasn’t really a fraud unless you took something like Satan worship seriously. He was more like an early troll pissing off Christians. He was basically just a Hedonist, with a touch of Alister Crowley fanboy, that figured calling himself a satanist would terrify the puritanical set and get him a lot of attention - and he was right.

He was a expert troll before the internet existed. His Satan worship schtick was very much tongue in cheek and a joke his friends were in on - but the media and middle America went nuts about it and took him as the ultimate threat to corrupt our youth (right up there with Mick Jagger!)

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He was a expert troll before the internet existed.

I kind of have to give it up for the Satanic Temple (who are not LaVey's group). They use massive, dedicated trollery -- I think they successfully got a Baphomet statue installed at some courthouse that displays Jesus also? -- to make serious points about the Establishment Clause of the Constitution and how Christianity is stuck into places in US life where no religion has a place. (Another example: the Gideons were handing out their little green New Testaments at some school, so TST successfully won the right to set up a booth next to them and hand out "Satanic" literature -- like the LaVeyans, they're atheists otherwise.)

Also, anybody who can print a pentagram on the surface of a skinny travel mug as well as TST does has my professional admiration, but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Muscle Bra]

He wasn’t really a fraud unless you took something like Satan worship seriously. He was more like an early troll pissing off Christians. He was basically just a Hedonist, with a touch of Alister Crowley fanboy, that figured calling himself a satanist would terrify the puritanical set and get him a lot of attention - and he was right.

He was a expert troll before the internet existed. His Satan worship schtick was very much tongue in cheek and a joke his friends were in on - but the media and middle America went nuts about it and took him as the ultimate threat to corrupt our youth (right up there with Mick Jagger!)

Yep. LaVey's concept of Satan truly was as the anti-Christ, since every tenet of LaVeyan Satanism treated Satan as a philosophical ideal that was the direct opposite of Christian beliefs.

I kind of have to give it up for the Satanic Temple (who are not LaVey's group). They use massive, dedicated trollery -- I think they successfully got a Baphomet statue installed at some courthouse that displays Jesus also? -- to make serious points about the Establishment Clause of the Constitution and how Christianity is stuck into places in US life where no religion has a place.

If this article is to be believed (because it's three years old at this point), the Baphomet statue is currently in Detroit. While TST tried to have it installed at the Oklahoma state capitol building (right next to a Ten Commandments display) until the OK Supreme Court ruled that any religious monument was unconstitutional. Now, they're trying to get it installed in front of the Arkansas Capitol building.

http://time.com/3972713/detroit-satanic-statue-baphomet/

 

[Brorito]

Welp, Boss Hog is officially on the Highway to Hell with his little troll doll.

She posted earlier this morning that she was on e and stranded at some guys house, asking if anybody could go spend $5 on her posh mark so she could get home. Immediately people were offering to send her money via PayPal, Venmo, and Facebook which she declined saying it wouldn’t work because she didn’t know how those apps work. Within minutes of the original post she commented on it telling people never mind, she had no choice but to call Will and that he was on his way. I fucking WISH I had taken screenshots and I’m super bummed I didn’t because people were tearing into her after that haha. But now it looks like Boss Hog is officially back in the picture.

TLDR; Abby asked for money on Facebook, ignored all offers, and then used the excuse of having no other choice to get back with Boss Hog.

Edit: Also apparently Willie is sending thirsty snaps about Willie Jr.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

she was on e??
i think it's hard for me to conceive of this because she seems so dumb and naive i can't imagine her calling a drug dealer.

i'm just not going to even try to defend why my first thought was drugs, "on e" as in empty as in gas...yeah

 

[Brorito]

she was on e??
i think it's hard for me to conceive of this because she seems so dumb and naive i can't imagine her calling a drug dealer.

Supposedly? That’s what her original post asking for money said but I have a hard time actually believing it. I could see her trying to get drugs- but I can’t see any dealer passing up the opportunity to Jew her and overcharge her for some bullshit instead of the good stuff.

 

[Muscle Bra]

JFC, this girl lives in an infinite loop.

She enters Phase #1, buys a lot of mall crap, gets a tat, then enters Phase #2. She buys a lot of mall crap, sells the crap from Phase #1, gets a tat, then enters Phase #3. She buys a lot of mall crap, sells the crap from Phase #2, gets a tat, then re-enters Phase #1.

Similarly, she gets into a fight with Boss Hogg, abuses him, then breaks up with him. A week or two later, she gets all teary-eyed, takes him back, and pledges her undying love. Before long, she gets into another fight with him, abuses him, then breaks up with him again.

She just doesn't learn.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

JFC, this girl lives in an infinite loop.

She enters Phase #1, buys a lot of mall crap, gets a tat, then enters Phase #2. She buys a lot of mall crap, sells the crap from Phase #1, gets a tat, then enters Phase #3. She buys a lot of mall crap, sells the crap from Phase #2, gets a tat, then re-enters Phase #1.

Similarly, she gets into a fight with Boss Hogg, abuses him, then breaks up with him. A week or two later, she gets all teary-eyed, takes him back, and pledges her undying love. Before long, she gets into another fight with him, abuses him, then breaks up with him again.

She just doesn't learn.

what the hell does a person do when they're too old for this shit? you can't just keep doing phases on your parent's dime into your forties. i want to skip to the end and see how she ends up.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I can almost smell that second photo. They look homeless.

 

[Vaganabanana]

Sorry sweetie. I don't think being an adult and living off of your parents like a degenerate bum would be considered "making it".

 

[Vaganabanana]

We're hating it too Scabby Abbey

 

[lolcow field researcher]

it's been difficult to keep up with Abby in the facebook group because of all the image nesting, but one of the less lolcowy mods sums it up for us:

eta : "Scooby" and "Shaggy" are codewords (to avoid the zucc) for Abby and Will respectively.

 

[Morimba]

I watched a little bit of the live that she had today where she and boss hogg were opening Pokemon card boosters and he is so fucking rude. He kept bossing her around because he wanted to play this booster pack game with her and was acting like an unsocalized 12 year old. I get that she's just gonna keeping going back and forth on things but god DAMN I was hoping she was going to cut it off with him for good because he looks, acts and is generally nasty. He looks like he smells like a sweaty shirt after a long day. Also he's a greasy chubster so it can't be that dick 2 bomb to keep going back to.

 

[Nipnopflop]

Everytime I see will my nose dies a little. I don't think he took a shower since he met Abby tbh. Like...how gross can u be?

 

[Brorito]

So Scabby and Boss Hog officially split again. She made a post saying he did nothing wrong but she did, and then posts about reconnecting with some dude that used to hold her hand in crazy town so I assume that has something to do with it. Fun times lololol

 

[Big Nasty]

Unfettered scum at their finest.

 

[Ceres]

I immediately assumed the alleged hand holding boy from the psych ward was either a troll in disguise or another BPD claimant from Scabby, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if said boy was real and added her after recognizing her in one of her viral posts and wanted to see the train wreck in the flesh.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

I watched a little bit of the live that she had today where she and boss hogg were opening Pokemon card boosters and he is so fucking rude. He kept bossing her around because he wanted to play this booster pack game with her and was acting like an unsocalized 12 year old. I get that she's just gonna keeping going back and forth on things but god DAMN I was hoping she was going to cut it off with him for good because he looks, acts and is generally nasty. He looks like he smells like a sweaty shirt after a long day. Also he's a greasy chubster so it can't be that dick 2 bomb to keep going back to.

imagine what those big gnarly plugs smell like flapping above you as he grunts away