❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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Muscle Bra said:
I just checked Cat's original post (which was made in mid-May of 2017) and it made me realize that Abby has been on the Farms for less than a year. In that time, she has gone through the following major phases:
  • Mall goth/Skellington fangirl
  • Scene Queen
  • Hello Kitty
  • Emo kid
  • Adult baby/crybaby
  • Xabby/mumblecore rapper
  • Lesbian

  • Plus Harley Quinn (not sure when)
That means she has held herself out as a completely new persona once every two months!

I don't want to tread on Cat's toes, but does anyone think that we should track Abby's phases in the original post?

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I shit you not, I was literally about to make a post suggesting that someone put a tally into the original post covering all her various pages. It would be interesting to get an actual count of what and how long they have all been.

Your current list should totally be edited into the first post and then update as needed.
 
I wonder when it dawned on Abby’s parents that they lost big time in the nature vs nurture adoption lottery. The best upbringing in the world can only do so much against certain genetic fates and Abby’s seems like a doozy in the bi-polar ADD Dept.

It does make me wonder what her bio parents are like, since it seems she has some level of contact with at least the mom.
 
It’s kind of sad when you think about it. Like, imagine if she was adopted by people that knew how to discipline and provide guidance, but also be understanding and encouraging and also be aware of the obvious signs of instability she’s probably exhibited from a young age. I wonder how different she would’ve been.

I’m sure Abby’s parents do love her, but it’s more like the type of love you’d have for your toy poodle I think. You love that silly animal to death because you think it’s cute and funny, but practically everyone you know is constantly vocalizing their disdain for it cos all it does is yap annoyigly and look disgusting with its gummy eyes. A parent’s love involves sometimes having to be the bad guy and set some boundaries, which her adoptive parents did very scarecely.
 
Now that her bisexual therapist has told her that her sexuality will probably change thousands of times in her life her thirsty wn of all genders can keep the dream alive.
It also seems that her newest style is: Cyclops.
 
She broke up with Boss Hog again "last night after dinner," as per her fb. And the countdown to them getting back together begins...
 
Gay phase is OFFICIALLY over?
She also has that lil xan hoodie posted and has been covering her face tat with emo bangs so I guess she’s officially back to being Abby instead of xabby now.

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H Also idk what spurred the current break from boss hog(maybe to give her an excuse to post emo quotes?) but apparently something happened the other night.
 

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If the intro to psych books ever need a poster child for borderline personality disorder, this bitch would be immortalized with her face in the book. What a mess :story:
 
JaneThough said:
If anyone had any doubt about how much her parents support her shit, her mother let her give her an emo makeover:

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I could forgive that shit if Abby was 14 but it’s just mind blowing they support her behaving and dressing this way in her mid-20s. If the shitty face tattoo didn’t make them wake the fuck up nothing will.

I wonder if it’s one of those fucked up situations where they kind of encourage her to be a train wreck because they don’t want their only chick to ever leave the nest.
 
JaneThough said:
If anyone had any doubt about how much her parents support her shit, her mother let her give her an emo makeover:

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This would actually be kind of cute if she was 14 and not in her mid 20’s.

Something that just crossed my mind. Do you think Abby might have anger issues that she doesn’t reveal on social media? BPD sufferers can have bouts of uncontrollable rage that vary from overreacting and throwing a tantrum to being a physical danger to themselves and other people. Maybe her parents don’t lay down the law with her cos it’s just not worth dealing with her tard rages, so it’s easier just to let her do what she wants.
 
Ceres said:
This would actually be kind of cute if she was 14 and not in her mid 20’s.

Something that just crossed my mind. Do you think Abby might have anger issues that she doesn’t reveal on social media? BPD sufferers can have bouts of uncontrollable rage that vary from overreacting and throwing a tantrum to being a physical danger to themselves and other people. Maybe her parents don’t lay down the law with her cos it’s just not worth dealing with her tard rages, so it’s easier just to let her do what she wants.
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You have a valid point in regards to her parents not wanting to deal with her tard rages. I think her temper tantrums result in her cutting herself each time it happens, and it seems like she's the type that'll show off her cutting scars without any shame. While I'm certain they've dealt with Abby cutting herself, I doubt they want it to become a constant occurrence so they just "yes dear" her.
 
Muscle Bra said:
Mid-20's?‽ I'd be surprised if that bitch isn't pushing 30...
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Everyone thinks she is older but I believe someone in the thread had pretty solid evidence she was 24 or thereabouts

Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
You have a valid point in regards to her parents not wanting to deal with her tard rages. I think her temper tantrums result in her cutting herself each time it happens, and it seems like she's the type that'll show off her cutting scars without any shame. While I'm certain they've dealt with Abby cutting herself, I doubt they want it to become a constant occurrence so they just "yes dear" her.
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Self-harm, rage and suicide threats are favorite tools for BPD people to get their way. I can totally see Abby using them to terrify her parents into complete obidence to her whims.
 
Ceres said:
I think about this a lot, and have had a mental poll about what fad she’ll latch onto next:

Pokemon/weeaboo anime girl in general

Paramour/Bring Me the Horizon/Basically any band or artist you’d see at Hot Topic, there’s really too many to list but music artists seem to be her favorite category to emulate

I can definitely picture her becoming obsessed with Kat von D or some other tattoo babe you’d see on Inkmaster, then she’d talk about “going to school for tattooing lemme practice on you!”

AdventureTime also seems like something she’d fixate on

If she wasn’t such a disgusting homophobe and racist, I’d bet on an upcoming otherkin or transtrender SJW phase.

God, imagine an ICP phase? She certainly has the IQ, makeup skills, and bathing habits of your typical hick juggalette.
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Omg you almost called that shit haha.
 
The only thing I can think of that explains why her parents allow this to continue is the grief from adoption. Everyone involved in an adoption loses something, a family, a child. If that isn’t dealt with properly you see those involved acting out ala Abby. She’s always struck me as so desperate to be accepted. If she didn’t actually deal with the feelings surrounding her adoption the parents may not have either. But that’s utter speculation. If they already feel like they’ve “lost” their chance at having a child, it makes sense they’d be desperate to keep Abby around and tolerate her nonsense.

I gotta admit I’m disappointed that she didn’t go manic pixie dream girl for her next phase. I think that would be an interesting look for her. Honestly any style that would cover up those scratcher tattoos would help her out. But if she had the sense to do that hat she probably wouldn’t have a thread here.
 
I’m concerned about the future of her face tattoo. She was so manic in her eagerness to get one so she could be like Lil Xan that she wasn’t even able to restrain herself long enough to make an appointment with a professional. Now that that obsession has run its course, she’s going to be covering it all the time cos tattoo removal is ten times as expensive as getting the tattoo. If she doesn’t resort to trying to crowdfund it’s removal, I wouldn’t be surprised if she tries to slice the skin off with a scalpel she ordered off of eBay.
 
Ceres said:
I’m concerned about the future of her face tattoo. She was so manic in her eagerness to get one so she could be like Lil Xan that she wasn’t even able to restrain herself long enough to make an appointment with a professional. Now that that obsession has run its course, she’s going to be covering it all the time cos tattoo removal is ten times as expensive as getting the tattoo. If she doesn’t resort to trying to crowdfund it’s removal, I wouldn’t be surprised if she tries to slice the skin off with a scalpel she ordered off of eBay.
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She wouldn't be the first cow to to this, to be honest.
 
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