❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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Octomet said:
So the next phase is lesbian who dates boys?
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No Abby, it's not confusing: You've become one of those "bisexual" chicks who never shut up about how much they like girls teehee, but only ever date men because they're too grossed out by pussy to fuck another girl.
 
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Octomet said:
So the next phase is lesbian who dates boys?
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Tbf I was convinced for ages that her bf was a Tumblr style trans man. I guess he just had that sort of amorphous look that they usually mistake for androgynous.

Soooo, how’s she going to explain all the weird homophobic stuff she’s previously said? And how long until she claims to be a trans man?
 
Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
Tbf I was convinced for ages that her bf was a Tumblr style trans man. I guess he just had that sort of amorphous look that they usually mistake for androgynous.

Soooo, how’s she going to explain all the weird homophobic stuff she’s previously said? And how long until she claims to be a trans man?
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She deleted her old page and Zucc'd all the hate groups on facebook so i can't pull screens, but she basically claimed Boss Hog scared her with the Bible into hating gays which is...kinda sad.
 
Lunete said:
I hated the scene look when I was a teenager and I still hate it today. It just looks so tacky, especially the crazy hairdos. I just never understood why walking around looking like some sort of rejected Yugioh character with bad fashion taste was so cool.

Also this chick is a prime example of "peaked in high school."
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I feel no remorse at having picked on these idiots in high school.

This was at least a decade ago.
 
She immediately blocks anyone that manages to pull up screenshots of her past homophobic behavior. Now she’s just like the annoying girl in high school that won’t shut up about how much she likes girls because she thinks it makes her cool, but is never without her troll faced boyfriend and is oblivious to how much everyone can’t stand her.

Seriously, these people are in their mid 20’s, and they’re wearing guyliner, doing weird photoshoots, making cringey rap videos and switching phases every month, shit that teenagers do, I mean, where the hell is the self awareness? Does Abby really not care that 99% of her “fanbase” are people that are laughing at her, or is she really so exceptional that she thinks that all she has are haydurs?
 
she's literally just that r.etarded. with all the drama over groups getting zucc'd it's become clear she really loves the "attention" that comes with the "haydurs" but also truly considers the pathetic sycophants vying for Xenpai's attention as people of worth who buoy her importance. if you're so pathetic that you become a sycophantic hanger-on for someone as dumb and revolting as Xabby there's not much lower you can sink on the scale of complete social unimportance.
 
She broke up with Pig Daddy this morning (again) and is claiming she wants to meet a girl now.
 
She was on live earlier because she and Will broke up and he wouldn't leave. Some fangirl of hers called the cops and they showed up and she hasnt posted anything today since
 
Octomet said:
So the next phase is lesbian who dates boys?
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Is that a Skelanimals chest piece? Oh Lord. Skelanimals plushies are cute but it looks trashy tattooed, and IMO Raven Sparks chest piece looks better and she's a walking embodiment of alt trash.

Anyone else think she's actually a hobbit and is going through her tweens? :lol:
 
Abby :: Boss Hogg
(highlights in no particular order, quotes may not be exact but capture the gist)


"tell them about your STD Abby"

"your dick's un-fucking-circumsized and it's disgusting!"

"everything was fine until you started liking Lil Xan"

"i've asked you to have threesomes before and it really fucked you up"

"i did try to break up with you the other day and you smashed your fucking radio in your car, you smashed it in." "you don't think that's scary?" "no, not as scary as having a fucking mirror broken over your head and thinking you're going to bleed to death, and your parents having to fucking clean me up." "well, don't call me names."

"you don't think it's scary that you fucking pulled a knife on me? sorry that i like having sex. you were on heroin so i tried to make myself feel better."

"i've been daydreaming about this all weekend : i'm gonna get a job, i'm gonna get money, i'm gonna get a girl, and i'm gonna treat her right."

"you're not." "i'm not gay?" "you're not and you know it. stop your shit, dude."

"stop saying i pulled a fucking knife on you, dude!" "you did."

"i came at you, i hit you in the face, you shoved me on the ground, we broke my mom's lamp pushing each other around and your phone got broken somewhere in the mix."

"this relationship's fucked dude, we both treat each other like shit."

"good luck, Will, go be a famous rockstar."

"Gary doesn't even fucking wanna hang out with me because of you." "Then tell him I'm a bitch and go hang out with Gary." "you are a fucking bitch." "okay, I'm a bitch, go hang out with Gary." (this is Gary, a fucking lolcow himself)

"he's in my freezer. why is he in my freezer. WHY ARE YOU IN MY FREEZER?"


Boss Hogg leaves, comes back, and leaves again repeatedly as Xabby begs him to get out and go away. A lot of it was boring unremarkable bickering about how Abby's not really gay, about all the times they've beat each other. Abby was impressively calm and rational. The live hovered around 1k views at its highest. at the end the cops show up.
 
Angelique said:
i'm watching it right now, y'all can watch it here:
https://vimeo.com/263961375
https://vimeo.com/263956428
i bet they will get back together in like, 4-5 days :story:
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Abby has become my favorite cow to follow since Julie Terryberry. She always keeps me guessing! This is great, and to think I was starting to get bored and lose interest in her! As much as I want them to get back together I am also looking forward to her finding a girl and seeing how this goes beacuse I feel like if she would date a girl it would be even more disastrous.
 
Mrs.Rollins said:
Abby has become my favorite cow to follow since Julie Terryberry. She always keeps me guessing! This is great, and to think I was starting to get bored and lose interest in her! As much as I want them to get back together I am also looking forward to her finding a girl and seeing how this goes beacuse I feel like if she would date a girl it would be even more disastrous.
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yeah i'm glad we decided to revamp this thread! it's been a wild ride and the facebook groups are way too leftbooky for me. i just wanna lol at the cow, i don't give a shit if she's "transphobic" and says nigger
 
Reading this whole thread in one go: not recommended. Felt like I was getting whiplash from the style and attitude changes.

That being said, she seems like a mess, and I feel a little sorry for her. She's certainly willing to dabble in outrageous looks and makeup; I can't help thinking that, if her parents had cracked down on her a little more, she could be a semi-stable individual with just some odd, grown-up-theater-kid hobbies. She seems to be trying on looks and identities, trying to find one that fits.

Now that she's given up on the anti-gay thing, though, I'm betting we'll be seeing a Tumblr transman phase soon. I really hope she half-asses it; hormones are not something to screw around with.
 
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So, note that she claims to have a cosmetology license when observing her makeup in the next shot...
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Damn, that video was hard to watch. I really hope they don’t actually get back together in a few days like they always do, they’re so toxic and dangerous to one another. Will is a disgusting pig and stupid as fuck, but Abby is seriously unstable and honestly needs to be placed under some kind of psychiatric hold in a hospital that’s actually going to help her.

Seriously, if Abby’s parents actually gave a flying fuck about the child they paid 30k to adopt and raise as their own, they would ban Boss Hog from their house, strip Abby’s rights to that of a 10 year old, force her to undergo therapy, and probably monitor her social media behavior (if she wants to continue to live under their roof). This is not a 24 year old woman, this is a literal child whose behavior is the result of parenting, schooling, and the state healthcare system absolutely failing them.

Man, I can’t even really laugh at her anymore, I just feel bad now.
 
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