❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I love how she's now preaching about being pro life. Even though it subconsciously seeps out, I would love to see a born again phase. Especially once someone brings up Leviticus 19:28.

Eta:

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I would love to see a born again phase

She claims to have stopped liking Motionless in White because they said mean things about god. When they were talking about banging dead chicks it was fine, but blasphemy was too far somehow.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

She claims to have stopped liking Motionless in White because they said mean things about god. When they were talking about banging dead chicks it was fine, but blasphemy was too far somehow.

A cherry picker. Just a theory, but another reason for her going through fads so often is to avoid simply being known as a born again jesus freak. Somehow she wants to be seen as having some sorta edge.

 

[Ceres]

Her grasp on religion is about as sound as a four year old’s.

On her ig, she quoted a Lil Xan song (I think, she’s been called out for using wrong lyrics before lol) about gay girls or something and her followers questioned her supposed stance on gay people going to hell. Abby straight up admitted she hasn’t read the Bible thoroughly because it “gives her anxiety” while hog daddy is randomly quoting bible verses, in the past she’s claimed she found Jesus after her suicide attempt but hasn’t demonstrated any biblical knowlege other than gays are baaaaad.

I feel a little shrewd saying this, but I honestly don’t believe her abortion story. Another BPD symptom is embellishing overly dramatic stories to garner sympathy, like her alleged story of being sent to the psych ward for attempting suicide, and what better time for a “poor me” story when everyone is giving her grief for her ever changing phases? Even if she did get pregnant, I highly doubt she would actually do the smart thing and get an abortion, she’s way too emotional and rash to realize “hey I’m nowhere near stable enough to raise a child”, unless her parents forced her to abort so they wouldn’t have another baby to look after.

It’s nauseating to see her talk about having children with Willie. More of their DNA is exactly what the world doesn’t need but it’s what we’re gonna get cos no sect of humanity breeds like ignorant white trash rednecks.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Boss Hog expressed that he doesn't want to marry Abby until he's financially able to live with her and support her. And seeing as their both in their mid/late 20s, are unemployed, and live with their parents, that could be quite a while. Not that it would really stop them from making a little re.tarded baby, but...

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Her grasp on religion is about as sound as a four year old’s.

The sad part is that a lot of the people that utilize religion like she does have a less than basic grasp of it.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Wellep. That answers that. She loves Jesus but doesn't like the bible so everything is game.

 

[Bani]

I think Abby is just doing the same thing Trisha Peytas does with Christianity. By which I mean, she's saying those things not because she actually believes them, but because it elicits reactions and attention. Fuckssake, she's gotten an abortion and experimented with other women in the past year! That's some impressive hypocrisy.

Seriously, her relationship with religion is exactly like Trisha's.

 

[Dickens Cider]

So what do you suppose her next phase will be?

Terryberry is her next phase. Seriously- I love this new cow. Love her. She looks in the op photos to be a 45 year old man in a skinsuit He crafted from the remains of My Chemical Romance.

 

[omori]

Willie looks like Gerard Way if he had Down's tbh.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

tfw Kailyn does her makeup better than you.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

tfw Kailyn does her makeup better than you.

If that's her bf, and that's the same person that's in the onesie by the car pic, then her bf looks just like Monnie Punk

 

[FeatherBomb]

Her bf looks like someone beat him repeatedly in the eyes with a meat tenderizer

 

[Basic Bitch]

tfw Kailyn does her makeup better than you.

Why does she hate her eyebrows so much? I could barely make out the outline of them

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why does she hate her eyebrows so much? I could barely make out the outline of them

Usually she draws her eyebrows on. She has a fucking stencil that she scribbles in with eyeshadow. I saw her do it in a video once and it made me lol irl.

 

[Ceres]

It’s worth saying that her makeup during her Melanie Martinez phase wasn’t that awful, I actually think the colored eyebrows and pastel lips are pretty cute (tho sloppily executed). Then she took twenty steps back with her lil xan phase with the weird painted on eyebrows, and I really can’t tell if her suspiciously clean winged eyeliner is real or from meitu.

 

[Dickens Cider]

And she crosses over with Luna Slater. Sweet. However where Abby here is just dumb, and her boyfriend looks like Meatloaf after a 6 week bender, Luna is just horrid. Andof all the terms for Abby's BF Ham Daddy is topkek.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Luna really should be worrying about her own shit. Abby is a fucking mess, but at least she's not a soon to be homeless junkie (yet)

 

[Ceres]

Oh dear god...

 

[Octomet]

So the next phase is lesbian who dates boys?