❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown
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Purpleshells
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Her face really isn’t that bad, when she has no makeup on I actually think she’s cute (the start of this video for example https://youtu.be/fLL8eNxBWEk )
She ruins herself with too much makeup and all these awkward poses and facial expressions. She looks unhinged.
She’s trying to force her teeth to have a gap between them to look more like Melanie Martinez.
https://imgur.com/a/xYCjE
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Teeth update: she stopped forcing the gap because it hurt. She's back to drawing it on with eyeliner.
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Well no shit. Anyone who's ever had braces (me) would tell her that it hurts like hell. You're literally moving your teeth into a different position. Especially when they're closing a gap in your teeth. I had to get spacers in between my molars to fit the crowns in. They were these tiny rubber things that they jammed between my molars. I had them in for three days.
Holy hell, I wanted to die.
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She already had braces once before lol
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Welp, just found this thread and in 6 pages it's already been quite a wild ride. I do really like these cows that seem to be stuck in the mid to late 00's. The cringe is much more nostalgic.
Mulberry Tree
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but is she actually adopted?here's a note her parents wrote for her adoption day. They're proud that their womanbaby has a job at the grocery store, she has to be their only kid or something. Such low expectations
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Holy hell, her photos do NOT do her justice at all. She's actually naturally very pretty. Like what the fuck
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The problem is that she piles the makeup she wears on so heavily. Her hairstyles don’t really suit her face either. If she allowed her hair to grow out and stopped wearing clown makeup, changed her makeup to a more natural style, took photos at better angles, and wore nicer clothes, she’d actually look decent.
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yeah, she's adopted.
she's been going hard af with the facetune lately
probably because without it
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double posting to bump the thread.
so Abby went through a brief pastel phase, something between Tumblr uwu and the previous Melanie Martinez DDlg shit, though i don't have pictures.
then, she veered sharply into a Lil Xan/soundcloud rapper phase
fucking crusty
new instagram and YouTube
some ween-esque people in the facebook group who are acting as double agents of sorts were encouraging her to get a face tat to see if she would do it....
she left her crusty fat scene kid boyfriend for a good ole cuntry boi named Robbie recently, but she's already triangulating and dragging the poor guy through some drama.
she broke up with Robbie and tried to get back with Willy. they ended up just going to the mall.
then she changed her mind the very same day.
Robbie is a complete cuck.
she thinks everyone in the facebook hate group will go to jail if she an heros.
she's also been trying to get ahold of Xanax to complement her new phase, but someone told her mom.
so Abby went through a brief pastel phase, something between Tumblr uwu and the previous Melanie Martinez DDlg shit, though i don't have pictures.
then, she veered sharply into a Lil Xan/soundcloud rapper phase
fucking crusty
new instagram and YouTube
some ween-esque people in the facebook group who are acting as double agents of sorts were encouraging her to get a face tat to see if she would do it....
she stick-n-poked her mom's name on her cheek (because Lil Xan has his mom's name on his cheek)
i can't believe this isn't just performance art.
some followers, prior to this, desperately tried to convince her not to get it directly on her face if she had to get it at all.
i can't believe this isn't just performance art.
some followers, prior to this, desperately tried to convince her not to get it directly on her face if she had to get it at all.
she left her crusty fat scene kid boyfriend for a good ole cuntry boi named Robbie recently, but she's already triangulating and dragging the poor guy through some drama.
she broke up with Robbie and tried to get back with Willy. they ended up just going to the mall.
then she changed her mind the very same day.
Robbie is a complete cuck.
she thinks everyone in the facebook hate group will go to jail if she an heros.
she's also been trying to get ahold of Xanax to complement her new phase, but someone told her mom.
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She has the personality of a teaspoon, how tf can someone go through so many fads at that age? Can you guys imagine the (even worse) train wreck she's going to be when her midlife crisis hits?
Also all the spoilers kept closing out on me, like my computer didn't want to see them.
Also all the spoilers kept closing out on me, like my computer didn't want to see them.
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I never cease to be amazed at her level of commitment to these phases. It's unbelievable.
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here's the pastel phase in question that happened right before this face-tat mumblerap phase
she JUST BOUGHT these (not cheap) outfits before switching to wearing a Xanarchy hoodie phase that she now never takes off
where the fuck are her parents and why are they okay with this?
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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She goes through phases like Dr. Rockzo goes through cocaine.
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It must be exhausting to constantly base your identity after the latest fad.
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The duckfacing and drawn on eyebrows are just plain awful. The worst part about her imo is how she widens her eyes to make them seem bigger, but instead of looking at the mirror (which would give the impression of having eye contact with the viewer) she gives this disgusting side-eye. Clearly she's looking at her phone, but that can easily be avoided. The dark ass eye makeup makes it worse.it really is a mindfuck. she literally JUST got this Melanie Martinez tattoo
and not 3 days later
here's the pastel phase in question that happened right before this face-tat mumblerap phase
she JUST BOUGHT these (not cheap) outfits before switching to wearing a Xanarchy hoodie phase that she now never takes off
where the fuck are her parents and why are they okay with this?
Every last choice she's made has been a huge mistake.
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She always does this. Her getting a tattoo is usually the sign of almost being done with a fad. The face tattoo is an oddity.
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Oddly enough, they seem to actually support her batshit insane phases. In the "Adoption Day" note that @Mulberry Tree posted, they even said "You've always had a one-of-a-kind style and you've always been fearless in how you express it." If that's not parental approval, it's pretty damn close.
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