Family traditions for the holidays. Pappy puts on the Santa hat, and grandma reads The Crippled Little Lamb, The Night Before Christmas and The Polar Express. They also listen to Neil Diamond's 1992 Christmas album (RIAA Certified 2x Platinum because fuck music). Aaron also talks about once asking Santa for a bell off of his sleigh, which he received that year -- he says he's suspicious that his grandparents are actually Santa.
(If you're curious about this "crippled lamb" business, it's apparently
some book written by Christian charlatan Max Lucado.)
Aaron talks about the Thanksgiving and holiday parades sponsored by HEB, which is Texas' largest grocery store chain.
Aaron
sings recites the lyrics to "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".
"Who's going to watch ABC's 25 Days of Christmas this year? I know I am." -
No One, Ever Aaron McCluske
Justification of overeating not only on Thanksgiving, but *gasp* on Christmas too! It's okay Aaron. We're all guilty of it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Qay6izUEI
Wherein we learn that Aaron is the only person on the face of the planet who's excited for a radio station to rollover to Christmas-themed programming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vENr-gIV3bw
Love that underhanded shoutout to Carrie.