why is he teaming up with melton?
i dont understand - why can't i cringe at aaron? why am i lame for laughing at a lolcow?
Because this is serious business and it's a team sport. If you laugh at Aaron, you are
TEAM MELTON.
Imholte might be a clown, but is laughing at his antics really worth siding with Patrick Melton over? Team Imholte is the way to go.
It's just like if how if you laugh at Cog, you are choosing to join
TEAM RALPH. Sure, Cog sending in complaints demanding Uber Eats refund him for a hashbrown more than he paid is funny, but is it really worth siding with Ethan Ralph over? Didn't you hear about that recording Ralph's estranged wife smuggled out of Mexico? Do you really want to side with that guy over someone else's botched Uber Eats order? Shut the fuck up!!!! Don't laugh at Cog's hashbrown complaint!
Go ahead and laugh at him, no one is stopping you.
If you throw a massive fit when others compare him to his ex-boyfriend which is solely why he's relevant at all, or accuse totally neutral/normal comments as being "sweeping" like the very few fucking retards have done throughout this shithole, then expect to be laughed at.
There's also a small group of retards desperately trying to stop discussion of Aaron Imholte in a thread ostensibly about Aaron Imholte by obsessing about Patrick Melton, baselessly accusing users of somehow being in league with Patrick Melton because they dare to post about Aaron Imholte in the Aaron Imholte thread, baselessly accusing people who archive social media posts of being the one who wrote the posts, saying that people posting on a web forum disagreeing with them probably need to lawyer up because they are probably part of Nick Rekieta and Patrick Melton's devious schemes, etc.
That's not to say that there aren't people laughing at Aaron who have also acted like retards, but they're not the only ones.
Don't post nontent in the community happenings thread.
Never did, never will. I'll keep posting about Aaron when I think it's relevant though!
