🐱 A visit to Epic Nerd Camp

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Epic Nerd Camp is a 5-day summer camp for adults in Pennsylvania's Poconos Mountains that celebrates cosplay, LARPing, RPGs, Quidditch, escape rooms, swordplay, wizarding, and many other special interests popular among geeks. The Washington Post's Karen Heller paid a visit:

ENC was the brainchild of Kim Kjessler, 37, a former dolphin trainer, and her 26-year-old chef husband, Bentley. “I designed a camp that I wanted to go to,” she said in the Arts and Crafts shed, where campers created wizard staffs, leather apothecary cuffs and Edvard Munch-like portraits of a “Last Jedi” porg.

She was inspired by gaming gatherings such as BlizzCon, where she met Bentley five years ago. “I love conventions, but they’re not tailored to making friends. It’s hard to make friends as adults.” She wanted camp activities and camaraderie. A sort of Burning Nerd...

ENC promotes two overarching tenets: You’re free to be who you are, and this is a no-judgment zone. “If you’re looking for some nerds to troll/bully, ENC is not for you,” the camp website states. “We’ll boot you out and keep your money.”

Participants described middle and high school as an interminable hell. They had to become adults, and wait for the world to change, to gain acceptance, and find their tribe. Yet it can still be hard to fully unleash their inner geeky selves.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/growing-up-we-were-the-weird-ones-the-wizarding-mermaiding-cosplaying-haven-of-epic-nerd-camp/2018/08/27/f461a04a-9bd9-11e8-843b-36e177f3081c_story.html


Epic Nerd Camp is designed for grown-ups who have no intention of growing up, who want to feast on the fantastic — the less grounded in reality the better.

ENC offers all the splendors of overnight camp (bugs, bug juice, cafeteria mystery meat) for men in kilts and women with hair stained all the colors of Disney. Costumes are worn with Cher-like vigor. Medieval times reign, as do unicorn onesie pajamas. Jon Luke, who goes by Ouch! — fire performer by passion, pension administrator by day — and his wife, Jen Lavado, brought seven costumes each.

“Nerds have taken over. Tech culture has made it so much easier,” said Kofman, 30, of Chicago, a graduate student in public health who, when on dry land, favored pirate regalia. “Whatever your passion is, you can nerd out here.”

There are nerds — you may consider yourself one — and then there are nerds. They are precisely who assembled for five days and four nights at this camp in the Poconos where shame was shunned and freak flags were happily flown.

Celebrating its third summer, ENC featured live-action role-playing (LARP), role-playing games (RPG) and cosplay. Confuse them at your peril. Also, wandmaking, sword fighting, boffer games, Quidditch, wizarding, chainmaille, escape rooms and FX makeup.

If you need to Google half these things, this camp is not for you. For 200 campers and volunteers from 31 states, plus Canada and Sweden, it was nirvana, their nerd Brigadoon.

ENC was the brainchild of Kim Kjessler, 37, a former dolphin trainer, and her 26-year-old chef husband, Bentley. “I designed a camp that I wanted to go to,” she said in the Arts and Crafts shed, where campers created wizard staffs, leather apothecary cuffs and Edvard Munch-like portraits of a “Last Jedi” porg.

She was inspired by gaming gatherings such as BlizzCon, where she met Bentley five years ago. “I love conventions, but they’re not tailored to making friends. It’s hard to make friends as adults.” She wanted camp activities and camaraderie. A sort of Burning Nerd.

That first summer a group of Russian models appeared — drawn to the circus activities yet confused as to what a nerd might actually be. Said Bentley, “they didn’t jibe much with the other campers.”
 
A Nerd Summer Camp? Good Lord, where do I begin with this?

Don't get me wrong, I like a lot of nerdy shit like D&D and such, but isn't the whole point of a summer camp to experience outdoor activities such as camping, hiking, swimming, fishing, sports, etc.?

If you want to do cosplay, RPG's, LARP, and the like as a hobby, that's cool by me. But don't make a whole fucking camp dedicated to it. It's just a fucking hobby!

There is a fine line between being a simple hobbyist who just plays D&D on the weekend with his buddies, and being a total manchild who wastes money on going to a camp with other adult children because they haven't gotten over being bullied in high school.

A camp where you mostly spend time indoors sort of defeats the whole purpose of being a summer camp.

Yeah, I second the motion of building a bully summer camp next door to this place.

These are the kind of people who are just begging for wedgies, swirlies, knuckle sandwiches, Hertz Donuts, Indian burns, titty-twisters, Wet Willies, and even the dreaded Rear Admiral!
 
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I wonder if they booked one of those mouldering mothballed love hotels from the 1970's.

Anyway, if they really couldn't make any friends in middle school, high school, and conventions, there's something very wrong with them. It's also fucked up how this thing encourages faux-friendships based entirely on media products. They still won't have any real friends, just Facebook followers they met IRL once for a few days.
 
in their faq, they say they have a 'safer spaces team' guess regular old safe spaces just don't cut it these days.

They also say "All three years have had slightly more campers who use female pronouns" wonder what % of them are troons
 
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I wonder if they eat nothing but epic food like pickles and bacon XD
they eat le epic narwhal bacon.

i'm saying epic way too much.
 
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This seems like a good idea. Neckbeards will often pay out of their ass (Or from the wallet of their parents, or social security), especially if they are autistic and brony, just to do their autistic shit besides other nerds who will tolerate it, or even approve.

On one side, you get rich, on the other, you let normal people enjoy a respite from endless Harry Potter references while the nerds are out camping and touching each other's hairy, unused magic wands together.

Just because I hate the outdoors with a wild passion and never want to leave sight of at least one lamp post and McDonalds nearby, larpers would find this shit hot as hell.
 
Jesus fucking christ. I almost want WW3 to happen purely because it will snap these manchildren out of their fantasy delusions. Who are you gonna pick in a nuclear apocalypse? The hillbilly who doesn't know what the internet is but has hunted his own food since he was 2, or the nerd who only knows how to make leather broom straps?
No it won't. They'll be the ones who die weeping after being abandoned by people who possess a sense of pragmatism.
 
ENC promotes two overarching tenets: You’re free to be who you are, and this is a no-judgment zone.

I’m calling it now: sexual harassment charges from neckbeards hitting on grills, spats from autistic REEEEEing, sanitation issues, and the smell of rancid sweat.
 
Harry Potter and Star Wars are for normies.

don't forget about troons

Great, now we can have barely geek fuckers have a place where they literally make arts and crafts of shit that is being ruined by folks like this. I honestly can't wait for nerd shit to become taboo again so it will bleed these folks off.

Society has romanticized and commercialized the idea of the nerd. The nerd is the smart underdog shunned by the ignorant masses according to the media. Not surprising that privileged middle class people with inflated egos are catching the bait.

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It's better that they're in the woods and not screwing up videogames and niche stuff. Hopefully they stick to Harry Potter and the rotting corpse of Star Wars.
 
in their faq, they say they have a 'safer spaces team' guess regular old safe spaces just don't cut it these days.

They also say "All three years have had slightly more campers who use female pronouns" wonder what % of them are troons
most of them, and they all creep on the actual women when they're sleeping
 
I'm just going to go ahead and place my bet that 100% of them are white, 90% are men, 100% are flabby and out of shape, and 150% are ultra-liberal. And 0% experienced touching bare titty in high school, except maybe their own.

And they won't get bare titty at this daycare of a camp, either.
 
I'm just going to go ahead and place my bet that 100% of them are white, 90% are men, 100% are flabby and out of shape, and 150% are ultra-liberal. And 0% experienced touching bare titty in high school, except maybe their own.

And they won't get bare titty at this daycare of a camp, either.
We should make a camp where only people who've touched a woman's tits can enter*. We'll have barbecues and hikes.

*This excludes all of KF lol
 
We should make a camp where only people who've touched a woman's tits can enter*. We'll have barbecues and hikes.

*This excludes all of KF lol

Well, we all waited for college and underage girls prank-calling us on the dorm spankfones for our first time, of course. We'll have our camp on the hallowed grounds of Arkansas State and Jon Sweet can be Head Counselor. We'll have Papa Johns pizza and field trips to junkyards to see the mighty Yugo in its' natural state.
 
The Russians have a better version of this it's called S.T.A.L.K.E.R camp, basically you dress like a gopnik with a gasmask and get drunk with guns in the now overrun by nature ruins of old Soviet factories and apartment complexes.
 
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