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Call your Kokiri cousins and blow the Ocarina of Time, because the internet just exploded with Triforce-sized hype. In what may go down as one of the most deliciously nerdy casting rumors of the decade, Hunter Schafer the ethereal, otherworldly star of Euphoria, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, and the upcoming Blade Runner 2099 series is reportedly being eyed to play Princess Zelda in the long-awaited Legend of Zelda live-action film.
That’s right. The rumored casting was dropped by industry insider Daniel Richtman, and while he’s been a bit of a Gossip Stone in the past (some hits, some misses), this time? Fans are hoping it’s the real deal. The rumor was first spotlighted by Screen Time, and now every enchanted bottle in the fandom is rattling with excitement.

“She Looks Just Like Zelda”: The Tweets That Summoned the Goddesses

Within minutes of the rumor hitting social media, Twitter turned into Hyrule Town Square. The people did not just react. They transformed into sages of validation.
“She looks just like Zelda that’s actually perfect,” one fan tweeted, probably while clutching their Master Sword in joy.
“I swear to God if they cast a man as princess Zelda I will riot,” another declared, invoking the wrath of Din herself.
“Literally the most perfect candidate but they won’t want her to play Zelda,” lamented a prophet of fan-casting history.
“Please lord almighty I hate the idea of live action Zelda but she would actually save the movie,” one fan admitted with honesty we rarely see on the timeline.
“I do not care what a bunch of phobic assholes have to say, she literally looks like Zelda and would be perfect,” wrote another, defending their queen like a true member of the Sheikah tribe.
“The comments are making me so mad she literally is Zelda. Like she looks exactly like I’d imagine Zelda looking IRL,” someone else echoed, probably shouting it at the Moon.
“If Zelda is played by a trans woman, I will be so, so happy,” said another tweet that’s now being embroidered on tunics across the fandom.

Zelda Movie Is Real, And It’s Already a Cultural Event

Let’s not forget. Nintendo officially confirmed the Legend of Zelda live-action movie in 2023 in collaboration with Sony Pictures. It is being produced by Avi Arad, the man behind the Spider-Man and Uncharted movies, and it is already facing massive pressure to get casting right.
No official casting announcements have been made yet, but we know that the studio is reportedly seeking a younger actor for Link, with Walker Scobell (of The Adam Project and Percy Jackson) being the type they are circling like a Poe in a graveyard. Meanwhile, Tom Holland’s name remains on everyone’s lips for reasons that defy logic, gravity, and possibly good taste.
But Schafer as Zelda? This is a casting that makes sense both narratively and visually. She’s got the ethereal beauty, the royal poise, and the kind of quiet magical energy that makes you believe she could literally shatter a Moblin with one glance.

Schafer’s Resume Is Already Hyrule-Ready

Let’s not kid ourselves. Hunter Schafer has range. She’s already brought nuance and mysticism to roles in Euphoria and Hunger Games. And with the Blade Runner universe on her horizon, she’s proving she can handle high-concept genre storytelling with ease.

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That weirdo did Crypt VA? Weird to know what he looks like irl (or once did, I guess).

But seriously, how did that ad move any carts?
It was pretty easy to sell Nintendo to kids even with dog shit Advertisements we loved campy shit like that.

Luckily we had game magazines and word of mouth when game commercials were still trying to figure shit out.
 
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Indeed, I know nobody in their right minds was actually watching Euphoria and I only have the misfortune of knowing this because it made the rounds on TERF tumblr, but you can see his normal male body in plenty of scenes. And regarding him having had the chop, in one scene he is lying in bed with Zendaya in just his underwear and you can see his cock outline (gross). Had to go look for the screenshot and it was a pain in the ass to find because I assume even tumblr had problems believing those are hot lesbians.

I also have been tortured by that image, and I have not watched Euphoria. The exposure to gock will continue until morale improves.
 
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I'd like to know who the hell came up with this shitty rumour and why trannies are so stupid as to believe that Nintendo, the family friendly toy company, would get involved in the culturewars by casting a tranny as Zelda.

I think the casting for Link was ehhhh but the lead actor is actually pretty good and I wholeheartedly recommend the family friendly sitcom he stars in, Son of a Critch, to everyone reading this.
 
I'd like to know who the hell came up with this shitty rumour and why trannies are so stupid as to believe that Nintendo, the family friendly toy company, would get involved in the culturewars by casting a tranny as Zelda.

I think the casting for Link was ehhhh but the lead actor is actually pretty good and I wholeheartedly recommend the family friendly sitcom he stars in, Son of a Critch, to everyone reading this.
Here is your answer
TL; DR it was some retard who also claimed he heard Matt Smith would be Reed Richards in the Fantastic Four movie when he was never considered. An attention whore who people keep relying on. Basically you can be wrong but if people want to believe it they will still trust you.

Hunter Schafer began being associated with the project after well-known “scooper” DanielRPK, notorious for sharing Hollywood leaks, claimed she was in talks to nab the role of Princess Zelda, with outlets like The Independent reporting on the rumors.
 
I'd like to know who the hell came up with this shitty rumour and why trannies are so stupid as to believe that Nintendo, the family friendly toy company, would get involved in the culturewars by casting a tranny as Zelda.

I think the casting for Link was ehhhh but the lead actor is actually pretty good and I wholeheartedly recommend the family friendly sitcom he stars in, Son of a Critch, to everyone reading this.
It likely started as many gay internet rumors do-some troon on Reddit probably asked "hey wouldn't it be totally heckin wholesome and valid if a T girl were cast as Zelda?" and from there it just snowballed and in the grip of their hubris and delusion, trannies came to believe that Nintendo would hear their prayers and oblige them.

Fuck troons. Fuck em all to death.
 
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I'd like to know who the hell came up with this shitty rumour and why trannies are so stupid as to believe that Nintendo, the family friendly toy company, would get involved in the culturewars by casting a tranny as Zelda.
Nintendo have already “gotten involved” in the culture wars by removing gender from their games in favour of “styles”.

Even the fucking Miis don’t have genders anymore.
 
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Nintendo have already “gotten involved” in the culture wars by removing gender from their games in favour of “styles”.

Even the fucking Miis don’t have genders anymore.
Doesn't this vary by region? Shit like this is why people even entertained the thought.
 
why trannies are so stupid as to believe that Nintendo, the family friendly toy company, would get involved in the culturewars by casting a tranny as Zelda.
Trannys are not connected to reality to start with, if they're willing to say through a beard they are true and honest women? What could they NOT convince themselves was also true?
 
TLOZ isn't some obscure find; it's practically as famous as Mario, especially after BOTW increased the fanbase tenfold. I don't find it any stretch of the imagination to consider the vast majority of those clamoring for that outcome were actually people who like Zelda.
I really think people were genuinely thinking Schäfer was actually a good fit, based solely on select edited photographs, particularly a single one that if you look at the news post from Nintendo you will see plastered all through the replies (and has been posted several times in this thread). They thought he was perfect (despite being too old for the role) and even if you pointed out that the photographs were edited they'd retort back that editing appearances is exactly what the movie industry is all about, and after years of gaslighting themselves into thinking he was the only choice, the only reason to shatter that worldview would be purely transphobia.
There's a few shit-stirrers in there, and a few disingenuous envelope-pushers, but far and wide it was just a case of being stuck in a false reality.

All-in-all I think the funniest part of it was the insistence on casting him as Zelda because he supposedly looked like the Twilight Princess Zelda, whose role took a significant backseat to Midna, and whose design was only used in that one game of the series, and is probably the least iconic Zelda unless you were just really attached to the WiiU/3DS/Brawl versions of Super Smash Bros.

The other thing about troons is that with photos and filters is that even if you bought into "that's a good Zelda cosplay" grift that gets shattered when they start walking around because troons, even if they've been a "girl" their whole life, don't carry themselves like women. They will have a gait like a normal man (obvious tell) or a gait like a drag queen (obvious tell). There is no in-between.
 
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