A tranny walks into a bar

[Large]

What happens next?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

They leave immediately after remembering that they are due for another dilation session.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They stumble backwards with a concussion, wondering why J. K. Rowling would do this to them.

 

[Shig O'nella]

How hard are you swinging it? That's going to affect the result.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

He disinfects his knife-wound with 41% alcohol whiskey

 

[Haint]

Gets beat down by the priest, rabbi and minister already sitting in the bar.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Throws an autistic shitfit when someone calls them a he and end up thrown out by the staff.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

he tries to unsuccessfully pass himself off as a lesbian and goes home to dilate while grooming children on discord.

 

[Rozzy]

He kisses @BargainBinLaden and they both head for the bathroom.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I snipe the tranny, everyone continues to enjoy themselves and later have heterosexual one night stands.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

No one says anything because it's current year but everyone feels very uncomfortable all night and when he finally leaves hushed whispers are exchanged regarding what the fuck that was.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Immediately berates the bartender for sexually assaulting the tranny with his male gaze

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

All the single actual women walk out of the bar hoping he's not following them.

 

[CuzinEd]

A gunman walks into a bar and orders shots for everyone. Hardee har har

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Gets beat down by the priest, rabbi and minister already sitting in the bar.

Priests and rabbis don't drink, retard

 

[Rozzy]

What happens next?

He tries to enter the women's restroom, the barman stops him and says, "You can't go in there sir, it's for women only."
He starts yelling, "It's ma'am! Reeeeeee!", becomes violent, knocking over drinks and breaking furniture.
The cops are called and arrest the bar staff for Transphobia.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

He tries to enter the women's restroom, the barman stops him and says, "You can't go in there sir, it's for women only."
He starts yelling, "It's ma'am! Reeeeeee!", becomes violent, knocking over drinks and breaking furniture.
The cops are called and arrest the bar staff for Transphobia.

Okay, but what happens to the tranny?

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Okay, but what happens to the tranny?

He picks up an underage prostitute out back and takes her home.

Wait.

This is just bardfinn's origin story.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

What happens next?

Bouncer looks at him, crosses his arms, and says "Sorry buddy, it's Ladies Night".

 

[Haint]

Priests and rabbis don't drink, retard

Are you being serious? I cant tell if you are fuckin with me.