A stranger calls you gay

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

How would you prove them wrong?

 

[Fat Gollum]

If the stranger is a lady I can think of a good way.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I ask my husband if he's just going to take that from a stranger.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

But I am gay.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Show them my porn history.

 

[Quall of Duty]

Gay rape them while maintaining a Jocko Willink glare.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd tell them I'm asexual and that they're Nazis.

 

[Pruto]

I'd explain him in detail how I'm probably not gay due to the fact I can masturbate and cum to girls in porn.
I would give them a demonstration too to prove it if they want.

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

i would menancly drop my pants and turn my butt menancly to scare them

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Explain to them the fine nuances fact that watching futanari hentai is straighter then regular porn and that traps are the straightest thing ever because you're showing your overwhelming masculinity and dominance by smashing that bussy.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

When they're done blowing me I don't blow back. Fuck that guy.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Wonder how they were able to tell

 

[relobotomized]

fuck the stranger's mom, DUH !!!

 

[DickMain]

How would you prove them wrong?

Out behind wallgreens, ten bucks, it's not gay if there's no kissing.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

show him the sign affidavits i carry with me at all times from guys proving that i always say 'no homo' before sucking them off.

 

[Hellwalker]

"no u"

 

[OrionBalls]

Not sure. I got married to a man and it still didn't stop the rumors. So I guess I'll just live with them, like a normal person. At least the lesbians always seemed to know, and I never got hit on by women.

 

[Fabio Socialist]

Better gay than fake

 

[dick brain]

Keep scrolling.

 

[ifxztykgdnfvmsdjhfbSD]

fuck the stranger's mom, DUH !!!

Oh ms stranger oh ms stranger DTPN!!!