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I'd suggest an agent that scours absolutely everything to write a concise history of the farms. The surges and drops in members, the shifts in focus and site culture over time, the problems and scandals - everything. Something that would be impossible for even a team of writers but is relatively trivial for an AI.

There's only like six people left who've been here the whole time and none of them remember all of it, not even Null (going by MATI). Why lose chunks of history?
 
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Not sure if this exactly fits anyone else's suggestion but: AI generated CWCwiki.

We can't rely on meat-people to keep wiki pages up-to-date with the major arcs and latest happening, so why not do it using AI? This would also cover all the cow crossover events, creating links between articles when something interesting happens involving different cow spheres.

Alternatively, make your clanker summarize the last few days/weeks of a cow thread as short animated film, PsyopAnime style.

A bot that automatically grabs Twitter/YouTube/TikTok/etc. archives and then posts on the user's page chastising them for not fucking archiving content. Similarly, a bot that automatically reaches out to the Wayback Machines or archive.today to fetch existing archives of links that have been posted in threads and adds some kind of inline citation after the link to the archive.

I like the idea of having a forum bot that automatically searches for mentions of the farms and posts them to a subforum... or alternatively pulls a kibo and shows up to and posts in the comments of whatever other site mentions the forum... that bot's reddit account would get shoah'ed so QUICK.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
A lore checker bot would be cool that could search for verification in the bigger threads. William/Sophie Labelle might have invented his wife and I can't get Grok or Gemini to actually look into it. There are a lot of circumstances like that where information here is just blacklisted.
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I've actually incorporated something like this into my persona management program, just to make my schitzo-posting Facebook personality more entertaining. Literally an AI searchable offline database for uncommon knowledge that gets blacklisted from search engines.

1500ping&aDream said:
A little visual interface similar to Habbo Hotel where ya move an avatar around on an isometric grid. To navigate the site, the avatar goes into various barns and sheds the same as clicking on various categories of the site before entering stalls labeled as individual threads.

Inside these stalls, the environment may be customized by OP to provide visual representation of the topic such as a sonichu medallion hung on a wall or a cow wearing a striped sweater. Going to various areas of the stall can act as shortcuts and filters. Going to the cow may pull up posts from the person themself if involved. A ribbon plaque might show highlights. Other folks commenting recently in the thread might have their avatar appear and be clickable for ease of tracking their part in the conversation.

All the while, people will pay to make and customize their avatar look how they want and folks might commission custom sprites to be added to the stalls.

Plus ya can have a kiwi on a tractor riding around with a few carts in tow for the highlight reel.
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Like AI generated Gather Town!

I'm getting pandemic-related PTSD already.
 
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