A question about pregnancy

[eatler]

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends rub her stomach and say good job.
But no one will pat my balls and says good job?

 

[dick brain]

Women are of comparable intelligence to dogs, they respond well to belly rubs and positive affirmation.

 

[Waifu Days]

All you have to do is ask and I'm sure some of your buddies would go with the flow.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

They actually are complimenting you through proxy.

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Your balls must be pregnant first for people to pat them and say good job.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

How come when a woman is pregnant, her friends rub her stomach and say good job.
But no one will pat my balls and says good job?

because you and i haven’t met irl

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

belly rubs aside, ive always found it weird to congratulate women on getting pregnant as if it was some difficult job or task. all she has to do is literally lie there and do nothing while a man spooges inside of her. that is the world's easiest job for a woman to do. how is that worth congratulating?

 

[eatler]

belly rubs aside, ive always found it weird to congratulate women on getting pregnant as if it was some difficult job or task. all she has to do is literally lie there and do nothing while a man spooges inside of her. that is the world's easiest job for a woman to do. how is that worth congratulating?

Now all of woman hate thread knows your here. And for a lot of people now a days at least it’s harder to “make the child” probably because of birth control.

 

[Haloperidol]

belly rubs aside, ive always found it weird to congratulate women on getting pregnant as if it was some difficult job or task. all she has to do is literally lie there and do nothing while a man spooges inside of her. that is the world's easiest job for a woman to do. how is that worth congratulating?

They’re congratulating her on the future child, silly. Plus having a thing grow inside you for nine months is kind of a major slog that deserves some encouragement imo.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Now all of woman hate thread knows your here.

good, let them know. what are they going to do, sick android or lidl on me? lmao.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

rubs belly
Enjoy gestation, child.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Your girl was supposed to do that while you were in the process of making her pregnant, sounds like you missed your opportunity. Sucks bro