A prayer for tomorrow's election - In the name of the Lord God we pray

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Dear Lord God
The one That we pray to
I pray for tomorrow's election
I hope for the betterment of this country
That everybody who goes to a polling location
Is able to witness
at least two schizo retards
punching each other
In the name of Jesus, I pray
Make this miracle happen Jesus
On Election Day Give us some hope and light
By watching angry people punch each other

Amen

 

[Ass Clown]

Be the change you wanna see in the world. Slap the fuck out of that old lady.

 

[The Last Stand]

Be the change you wanna see in the world. Slap the fuck out of that old lady.

Which old lady?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Be the change you wanna see in the world. Slap the fuck out of that old lady.

I read this in Pennywise's voice, followed by the noisemaker and "yuk yuk yuk".

 

[hamas lover]

يا الله