A Novel (?)

[Pomniman]

February Fools' is as good as April Fools' to me. Discuss/mock/sneed.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

No

 

[eDove]

Whoa, haha. I took a long gander at it. Your prose is very colorful. I'm impressed that you're able to keep up the momentum. Its descriptions are beautiful yet foul, like a schizophrenic Patrick Suskind.

 

[Subpoenis]

Can I use this as training data for my pet AI?

 

[Pomniman]

Can I use this as training data for my pet AI?

Sure, go for it. In fact, I give anyone viewing this thread permission to do anything they want with the file and the entirety of its contents.

 

[Pomniman]

New pdf version without the retarded font because some random guy asked for it.