a nigger just flew by my window

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

it's three o'clock and this nigger comes flying through my window. What do?

 

[Not an Hero]

Was it flapping it's arms or running on some sort of internal propulsion?

 

[radicalradishranger]

Fire a wooden stake at it. When interviewed by police say you thought it was a vampire.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Fire a wooden stake at it. When interviewed by police say you thought it was a vampire.

Wood stakes make them stronger, dumbass.

 

[John Badman]

I reach for my wallet to ensure it’s still there.

 

[radicalradishranger]

We need advice then. Anyone know some plantation owners in the deep South? They have generations of expertise on how to keep them in line.