A Council...

[GorillaGhost]

...of Immortals approaches you. They offer to make you a demigod and, if you do well, eventually a full god. As a demigod, you are immortal and only killable by another demigod, a demon king, or a full god.

What do you become the demigod of?

 

[King Fructose]

I am the demigod of taking a shit because that is what I am doing right now.

 

[libRT]

None, I don't want to join a schizo sex cult.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Who would want to be immortal?