[8 July 18] Phil "packing heat" - Substitute phallus in his pants

[Positron]

The only new picture in this series:

LOL he has a baseball bat inside the toilet.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

You're gonna shoot your eye out kid!

 

[Degenerate]

Nazis beware! You're in for a scare!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only heat he is packing is hot air. Spud can't fire a gun right, so he's about as threatening as your average Stormtrooper. In other words, someone can get arrested for giving this tard a gun.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

whoever loaned him that gun will never be able to scrub the stink off.

 

[GS 281]

Attention whore sure knows how to get attention.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Attention whore sure knows how to get attention.

I guess you could say after 10 years of attention whoring he's finally a professional.

 

[Bogliacci]

hmmm nothing ever goes wrong for people when they carry around fake guns to scare others

 

[Haunter]

lol at the "Not One Inch" slogan hanging in his bathroom

 

[Slamerella]

I've not know this guy's antics until i heard about his snatch already rotting and festering (never wanna see that again) but this guy has gone absolutely nutter.

 

[MacMasonry]

Lol, nice airsoft, Phil.

 

[Judge Holden]

So yeah...been pondering this earlier today but I just wanna ask now without being 2edgy6you or aloggy, what are the odds of phil going full elliot rodger and just shooting a bunch of people at this point?

Like lets just forget all we know about him and just consider him as a mere checklist. He has...
- major mental issues including delusions and massive anger problems
- a history of violence against both family and strangers
- obsession with firearms and access to them
- hoarded any weapons he can purchase already
- capacity for massive self harm including self mutilation
- years/decades long violent fantasies including mass murder
- an absolutely insane desperation for attention
- zero capacity for sexual release due to self inflicted castration

Like...I dont wanna be that guy but this kinda shit on paper reads like something that the FBI should be aware of. Ofcourse im not saying "SWAT phil lawl" or "WE HAB MORAL IMPERETIVE TO REPORT HIM!" or any shit like that, but I just think that maaaaaybe we are witnessing the prologue of shit thats gonna end up on national news at some point. I mean I dont think the fucking columbine shooters had as many red flags as phil does now.

Either way if I wake up one morning to headlines about the Stinkditch Shooter, imma gonna be really smug for like a week.

EDIT: actually come to think of it its probably a good thing he is so obsessed with kiwifarms, since it means regardless of how likely he is to try and go on a spree killing, at least focusing on us means he is less likely to fixiate on people he knows IRL for "revenge"

 

[QU 734]

You're gonna shoot your eye out kid!

No chance of blowing his dick off, though.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Like...I dont wanna be that guy but this kinda shit on paper reads like something that the FBI should be aware of. Ofcourse im not saying "SWAT phil lawl" or "WE HAB MORAL IMPERETIVE TO REPORT HIM!" or any shit like that, but I just think that maaaaaybe we are witnessing the prologue of shit thats gonna end up on national news at some point.

Phil really should be a national scandal. Not because there's any realistic chance of him going on a shooting spree (although there is clearly a non-zero chance of him accidentally shooting a person or himself through sheer dumbassery), but because the system allowed a filthy, borderline retarded autistic with fetal alcohol syndrome and personality problems too severe to function unassisted in society to irreparably mutilate his genitals and get a surgically-created wound that is guaranteed to get infected and kill him sooner or later. If society were at all sane or healthy (which it pretty clearly isn't at this point), Phil's inevitable death from gangrenous stink ditch would be on the national news and people would start publicly wondering who, if anyone, should be allowed medical transition procedures.

 

[wellthathappened]

So yeah...been pondering this earlier today but I just wanna ask now without being 2edgy6you or aloggy, what are the odds of phil going full elliot rodger and just shooting a bunch of people at this point?

Phil is not financially capable of buying one firearm with a reasonable amount of ammunition much less a stockpile of firearms and ammunition. So the odds are pretty low.

This is a pellet gun. Look close, there is no mag.

 

[Bad Times]

He's proably shooting blanks just like he was before the axe wound.

 

[ON 190]

This is a pellet gun. Look close, there is no mag.

Exactly why he’s not showing the “gun,” just a part of it stuffed in his pants.

 

[Crisseh]

Thinks he's female, but acts like a teen edgelord boy who thinks guns = tough guy.

You aren't intimidating with your airsoft gun Phil.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Big deal, we can just snipe Philadelphia Collins before he even sees us.

 

[Ruin]

Please tell me he's dumb enough to take the orange tip off and wave that thing around in public.