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Goddamn I remember the video for this song being included on the Windows 95 CD when it was released, showing off their amazing DirectX software's compression algorithm.

I think I made more money that day selling copies of Win95 during the midnight launch then I did in the previous couple of months selling computers when I was a kid. We got a commission of like $5 per box and essentially all we did was feed the massive line-up that was stacked outside the door waiting. Copy after copy, hour after hour. It can't be understated what a big deal Windows 95 was when it launched. PC users had never had a GUI so useful and responsive even though Mac and Amiga users had this since 1985 or so.

Amazing what memories a song can dredge up.
 
Goddamn I remember the video for this song being included on the Windows 95 CD when it was released, showing off their amazing DirectX software's compression algorithm.

I think I made more money that day selling copies of Win95 during the midnight launch then I did in the previous couple of months selling computers when I was a kid. We got a commission of like $5 per box and essentially all we did was feed the massive line-up that was stacked outside the door waiting. Copy after copy, hour after hour. It can't be understated what a big deal Windows 95 was when it launched. PC users had never had a GUI so useful and responsive even though Mac and Amiga users had this since 1985 or so.

Amazing what memories a song can dredge up.
I still miss Windows XP. So much versatility and room for end-user customization. I loved tinkering with it *sigh*
 
Wowza, the hosebeast has been offline over 9 hours, it's gotta be near a record. I guess the meth crashout finally hit.
Seems like she's been slowing down the last few days. I remember trading 3 - 4 posts in a row with her, several times a day, during Great Expectations, and now we're lucky if she does 3 - 4 posts a day. Maybe her dad got her a medication change so she'd stop screaming so much and it's working (rainbows).
 
It was called DesQview. GEM was neutered due to lawsuit but it was amazingly good on an 8086 with 512k.
I remember Desqview, but I'm pretty sure it was was a multitasking text-based environment. I recall tabbing between a couple of DOS programs with it and thinking it would be pretty cool if it could be run in a GUI environment like AmigaDOS or MacOS as it actually had memory protection. GEM.....wasn't that the Atari ST's GUI overtop of TOS? I'll go look.

ETA: Yes it was, but it was available on PCs too. Cool, did not know that.

Also ETA: Good morning Lizzie! Rise and shine! Ready for a long night of seething over the keyboard and tazing your cats?
 
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I remember Desqview, but I'm pretty sure it was was a multitasking text-based environment. I recall tabbing between a couple of DOS programs with it and thinking it would be pretty cool if it could be run in a GUI environment like AmigaDOS or MacOS. GEM.....wasn't that the Atari ST's GUI overtop of TOS? I'll go look.
There was also an X11 version of it that people don't remember. You could run external Unix programs and run local X11 code, local DOS programs, and it even had a primitive browser ported to it back in the day. You could even put Windows 3.1 under it and make it behave.

GEM actually had an earlier Amstrad release, which was PC based. It was ported to Atari, and due to lawsuit you could only focus/run program at a time. The amstrad version, you could write a document and paint in half a meg at the same time.
 
There was also an X11 version of it that people don't remember. You could run external Unix programs and run local X11 code, local DOS programs, and it even had a primitive browser ported to it back in the day. You could even put Windows 3.1 under it and make it behave.

GEM actually had an earlier Amstrad release, which was PC based. It was ported to Atari, and due to lawsuit you could only focus/run program at a time. The amstrad version, you could write a document and paint in half a meg at the same time.
There was some great shit out there back in the day doing real cutting edge stuff before the mass-market PC smothered almost all competition. I saw that about the Amstrad CPC and BBC micro versions of GEM, that's pretty mind-blowing. There was also GEOS for the Commodore 64 and even Apple II allowing full WYSIWYG for word processing and desktop publishing but couldn't handle memory protected multi-tasking on the 6502-based machines.
 
GODDESS OF MARS CONT

Tars Tarkas listened in silence, but I could feel his eyes riveted upon me and I knew that he awaited my answer as one might listen to the reading of his sentence by the foreman of a jury.

What I advised the girl to do would seal our fate as well, since if I bowed to the inevitable decree of age-old superstition we must all remain and meet our fate in some horrible form within this awful abode of horror and cruelty.

“We have the right to escape if we can,” I answered. “Our own moral senses will not be offended if we succeed, for we know that the fabled life of love and peace in the blessed Valley of Dor is a rank and wicked deception. We know that the valley is not sacred; we know that the Holy Therns are not holy; that they are a race of cruel and heartless mortals, knowing no more of the real life to come than we do.

“Not only is it our right to bend every effort to escape—it is a solemn duty from which we should not shrink even though we know that we should be reviled and tortured by our own peoples when we returned to them.

“Only thus may we carry the truth to those without, and though the likelihood of our narrative being given credence is, I grant you, remote, so wedded are mortals to their stupid infatuation for impossible superstitions, we should be craven cowards indeed were we to shirk the plain duty which confronts us.

“Again there is a chance that with the weight of the testimony of several of us the truth of our statements may be accepted, and at least a compromise effected which will result in the dispatching of an expedition of investigation to this hideous mockery of heaven.”

Both the girl and the green warrior stood silent in thought for some moments. The former it was who eventually broke the silence.

“Never had I considered the matter in that light before,” she said. “Indeed would I give my life a thousand times if I could but save a single soul from the awful life that I have led in this cruel place. Yes, you are right, and I will go with you as far as we can go; but I doubt that we ever shall escape.”

I turned an inquiring glance toward the Thark.

“To the gates of Issus, or to the bottom of Korus,” spoke the green warrior; “to the snows to the north or to the snows to the south, Tars Tarkas follows where John Carter leads. I have spoken.”

“Come, then,” I cried, “we must make the start, for we could not be further from escape than we now are in the heart of this mountain and within the four walls of this chamber of death.”

“Come, then,” said the girl, “but do not flatter yourself that you can find no worse place than this within the territory of the therns.”

So saying she swung the secret panel that separated us from the apartment in which I had found her, and we stepped through once more into the presence of the other prisoners.

There were in all ten red Martians, men and women, and when we had briefly explained our plan they decided to join forces with us, though it was evident that it was with some considerable misgivings that they thus tempted fate by opposing an ancient superstition, even though each knew through cruel experience the fallacy of its entire fabric.

Thuvia, the girl whom I had first freed, soon had the others at liberty. Tars Tarkas and I stripped the bodies of the two therns of their weapons, which included swords, daggers, and two revolvers of the curious and deadly type manufactured by the red Martians.

We distributed the weapons as far as they would go among our followers, giving the firearms to two of the women; Thuvia being one so armed.

With the latter as our guide we set off rapidly but cautiously through a maze of passages, crossing great chambers hewn from the solid metal of the cliff, following winding corridors, ascending steep inclines, and now and again concealing ourselves in dark recesses at the sound of approaching footsteps.

Our destination, Thuvia said, was a distant storeroom where arms and ammunition in plenty might be found. From there she was to lead us to the summit of the cliffs, from where it would require both wondrous wit and mighty fighting to win our way through the very heart of the stronghold of the Holy Therns to the world without.

“And even then, O Prince,” she cried, “the arm of the Holy Thern is long. It reaches to every nation of Barsoom. His secret temples are hidden in the heart of every community. Wherever we go should we escape we shall find that word of our coming has preceded us, and death awaits us before we may pollute the air with our blasphemies.”

We had proceeded for possibly an hour without serious interruption, and Thuvia had just whispered to me that we were approaching our first destination, when on entering a great chamber we came upon a man, evidently a thern.

He wore in addition to his leathern trappings and jewelled ornaments a great circlet of gold about his brow in the exact centre of which was set an immense stone, the exact counterpart of that which I had seen upon the breast of the little old man at the atmosphere plant nearly twenty years before.

It is the one priceless jewel of Barsoom. Only two are known to exist, and these were worn as the insignia of their rank and position by the two old men in whose charge was placed the operation of the great engines which pump the artificial atmosphere to all parts of Mars from the huge atmosphere plant, the secret to whose mighty portals placed in my possession the ability to save from immediate extinction the life of a whole world.
 
It's kind of hard to worry about memory protection when you can't divide.

Yeah I remember there was that //gs gui which was previous to the mac, and it had some good FM audio at the same time.

Yeah, I am not a huge fan of Apple but the 2gs was a REALLY good piece of 16-bit hardware that deserved better then it got, with the Mac completely eating it's lunch inside Apple's political and sales environments. It's use of the 65816 giving it full backwards compatibility with the original Apple 2, powerful gfx modes and that great wavetable audio chip made it near a match for the Amiga and far superior to the Atari ST. It's a shame how all those great 16 bit machines died the final death in the early 90s.
 
It's a shame how all those great 16 bit machines died the final death in the early 90s.
I never understood why Atari held on so long. I mean I understand their native midi capability, but overall it was in abysmal system. I had a falcon 030 that I imported from germany, and I think I spent less time on that than I did repairing an old radio shack multi-game handheld.
 
I never understood why Atari held on so long. I mean I understand their native midi capability, but overall it was in abysmal system. I had a falcon 030 that I imported from germany, and I think I spent less time on that than I did repairing an old radio shack multi-game handheld.
I've got a funny story about the Falcon 030. When I was selling PCs in the mid 90s (thus my sperging about Win95) one day this nerdy looking guy approaches me, scarecrow tall, bush of curly hair, coke-bottle glasses, the works: He sneers at one of the AST-Pentium 75 machines we were selling and asked if the HDD was SCSC-II, and does it have a native 32-bit GUI with protected memory? and when I said no and began explaining what we had he cut me off and in the SMUGGEST voice said "well, I know a system that DOES! It's the Atari ST Falcon 030 and it's so much better then these primitive IBM knockoffs etc etc. I just started laughing, I couldn't help it. This was like mid 1995 ffs. Commodore and Atari were both dead.

He looked outraged and I had to say 'buddy, I feel you, I loved my Amiga too, but you have to know when the war is over. Your Falcon 030? No one supports it anymore. Without software, the best computer hardware in the world is just metal and plastic. And see that wall of games and applications? None of it runs on your Atari. It's over, sorry."

All he could do was say 'your wrong' and stalk out of the store. I honestly felt bad for him though. I wonder how long it took him to face reality and how much it hurt him to? I mean still fighting for his beloved Atari computer 4 years after they stopped being made and even after the Jaguar had come and failed by going into computer stores and preaching it to the sales staff was just Quixotic.
 
I had the same kind of response from Amiga folks. They adamantly refused that they lost even when we had no decent GUI nor a dedicated sound chip. If the Amiga had protected mode? It either would have done brilliantly, or died faster. I haven't decided exactly which, because the most usable features were done by patching the ROM in RAM. I'm not the biggest fan of the PC winning, but that is where we are. Sun, SGI, Be? Much better systems, but not marketed in the same way. Way too expensive for the layman, and far too late to the game for anything other than niche, mostly due to shitty marketing.
 
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