FIGGIN 4th August 2018 - Portland event thread

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Dane said:
who the fuck thinks they can convince a cop to quit their job through a short conversation?
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You're talking about people who are willing to write phone numbers with sharpies on their bodies. Not just phone numbers, but the same phone number. They're obviously exceptional individuals.
 
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It is amusing how a fringe minority of people think that getting dressed up in edgelord uniforms and screaming buzzwords in the street is going to make a difference in their favor.
 
The Telomerase Truth said:
You're talking about people who are willing to write phone numbers with sharpies on their bodies. Not just phone numbers, but the same phone number. They're obviously exceptional individuals.
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When I was a kid and I was on Holiday abroad my mum and dad used to do something similar with a little bit of laminated card. It had there names on it, My dad's brick of a mobile phone (the REALLY old kind that was the size an shape of a brick) number, the address of our hotel, my nationality and some information on it written in what ever the language was of the country I was visiting with them - so if I got lost I could be easily found.

That's a smart thing to do with kids who are under 10, now considering anti-fa think like spoiled 8 year olds my guess is that the sole responsible adult amongst them is doing something simmilar.
 
Coldgrip said:
As much as he's hyped up for this, I'm still betting he'll stay on the fringe and waddle away as fast as he can when shit looks to get real. Violence has a way of sobering up delusional assholes.
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And if not, we know he's going to conceal carry his tard weapons and end up either arrests or shot for pulling the pellet gun on someone, or he's going to inadvertantly mace.some innocent bystander and get his ass kicked. That will definitely make Phil never want to protest again.
 
This has been pretty anticlimactic. Not sure how Spuds is going to spin his trip report into brave troon bashing the fash when the worst thing that's happened is somebody firing off a party popper on Tim Pools stream.
 
Do we actually have proof that Spudders is there?

I think he's hiding in his apartment shivering in fear and desperately telling himself that chopping his dick off really showed us.
 
If he's there, he'll make sure to take some selfies in his antifa dressup, and he'll puff up wandering around and yelling some stuff into bravely chasing away fascists (and maybe throwing their mobile phone simcards down a storm drain somewhere again). Phil has shown on more than one occasion before now that he'll outright lie about chasing and confronting 'fash', and those lies were during a regular ole' (not)working day. Imagine the tall tales he can come up with when he's been to a march with other pretend anarchists!
 
You... this would be a great time for a flash mob water gun fight... just imagine hundreds of people showing up with super soakers and water balloons and shit just railing the crap out of these ANTIFA kiddies.

Or like multi-colored silly string or something. Eggs... rotting cabbage... toilet paper guns... tomatoes... I think it'd be fun to just start heckling the shit out of these spergs like they're clowns, show them that their cause is nothing more than a laughable joke.

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Both sides sound like total speds. Can we just find an abandoned army base or something, ship both groups in and let them fight to the death while the world watches the live stream?
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Both sides sound like total speds. Can we just find an abandoned army base or something, ship both groups in and let them fight to the death while the world watches the live stream?
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"The Exceptional Games"
 
I'm sure Phil will have heard about a small portion of counterprotesters getting flashbang grenades thrown at them by the police for throwing rocks n shit.

He'll morph that into a personal attack by the fash against him and his comrades... even though he was probably miles away.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Both sides sound like total speds. Can we just find an abandoned army base or something, ship both groups in and let them fight to the death while the world watches the live stream?
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Just like how the legendary George Carlin wanted to put every prisoner who was in Guantanamo at the time to a wall surrounded island, and let them beat the shit out of one another, rape, molest, and kill each other on PPV?? If something like that happened I think antifa and proud fags would band together to form a super group and it would be them against Phil's smelly ass.
 
Well the cops did their job. Separated the two groups and when they got feisty in came the flash bags and there was no fighting. Antifa from what I saw was always throwing shit and that’s what got the cops sic on them.
 
Here is the latest from his Tumblr -

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