4chan - the Internet hate machine

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I searched and didn't find a general 4chan thread. So here it is! Let's share weird shit from 4chan.

Keep in mind that some boards already have threads of their own.
/qa/: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-qa-board-on-4chan.27352/
/lgbt/: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4chans-lgbt.28345/
/r9k/: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r9k.36172/
/cgl/ and /fa/: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cgl-fa-on-4chan.27542/

Guy from /k/ feeds other posters cum brownies:

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Anon's cumrag is moldy:

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Anon tells Gene Wilder about his blueberry fetish:

European anon eats shit:

Anon's son is obsessed with beans (spoilered because it's long):

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Anon has found a new way to feed his cat:

 

[KM 749]

This thread is almost cheating.

The amount of cringe and autism to be found in 4chan's 14-year history is enough to fill the entire Grand Canyon many times over.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

This thread is almost cheating.

The amount of cringe and autism to be found in 4chan's 14-year history is enough to fill the entire Grand Canyon many times over.

So post funny examples! Who knows, this thread might even help us discover a new lolcow like Barneyfag.

Anon accidentally boils an MLP figurine in cum:

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Anon has a horrifying sex doll and a cum cylinder:

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[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This thread is almost cheating.

The amount of cringe and autism to be found in 4chan's 14-year history is enough to fill the entire Grand Canyon many times over.

Not only that, but everyone who posts there is anonymous, there's no face to put to the words.

 

[KM 749]

Got you covered.

 

[AnOminous]

The capital letter in the subject is triggering my autism.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

The capital letter in the subject is triggering my autism.

Imagine how much it'll trigger the true natives of the Chans?

KiwiFarm/4Chan war when?

 

[Nekromantik]

Going through my screenshots of old chan posts made me realize that I haven't been there in a very long time, but here are some that still make me laugh.

 

[Ineedahero]

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In this guy's defense, broads always calm down when you play smash bros and tell them that "manholes are usually on public roads".

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Anon makes sushi (spoilered for length):

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Anon makes ramen (spoilered for length):

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Not only that, but everyone who posts there is anonymous, there's no face to put to the words.

They're not always anonymous. There are people who use tripcodes and there are notable posters like Barneyfag.

 

[Autopsy]

Maybe people in this thread will remember who I'm talking about: I think they went by/were called "Smiley", but not the baby-back bitch Fringe guy, he has a thread already.

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Smileyposter was either on 4/a/ or 8/a/, though I can't remember which.
They had a tumblr where they posted pictures of a strangely fleshy doll with a poorly made mask-thing wrapped on its head, I think it was supposed to be a preserved human corpse.
They had threads on whichever board it was a few times.
I remember a general inclination of the whole thing being fucking bizarre, though my memory is fuzzy. I think the person (or a copycat) made some freaky posts and rambling obsessively about the doll.

They seem to have disappeared off of the face of the earth, but if anyone has caps or archives they'd make a great contribution to the thread. Somewhere near the top of my wtf scale as far as imageboards go.

 

[KM 749]

Anon's love for shipping Sonic characters gets in the way of his life.

 

[Fruity Yummy Mummy]

Ever since the election last year, /r/the-donald refugees have been shitting up /v/ and /tv/ nonstop. For the most part they've been using Wolfenstein's shit sales as a way to get their threads going without them immediately getting deleted. It would be genius if it weren't so retardedly transparent.

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

From my personal ventures:
/k/ on a good day:

/o/ the Automobile board:
poor guy

a good thread on the check engine light pt 1

and pt 2

and /b/: filled with underage fags

Will edit with more of my caps when I find them, till then, let me know if I should spoiler some of these for size purposes

 

[AnOminous]

Anon makes sushi (spoilered for length):

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Anon makes ramen (spoilered for length):

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They're not always anonymous. There are people who use tripcodes and there are notable posters like Barneyfag.

Most of the really shitty lolcows are tripfags. Unless you're deliberately being an annoying prick, there's rarely any good reason for using a trip. The worst are the ones with secure tripcodes, like someone is gonna make fuckin rainbow tables to steal your dumbass trip.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Awww, I used to post there before I got bored and found this place. Good times.

 

[KM 749]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0

Rewatching this video reminds me how despite all the external changes, 4chan has fundamentally remained the same. 4chan has always been both an internet hate machine and a meme factory, whether they were exporting lolcats or Pepes, or whether they were targeting Scientology or Clinton.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Remember the guy who posted his jugs of cum on /b/ every year? Is he still around?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Remember the guy who posted his jugs of cum on /b/ every year? Is he still around?

The latest image I can find is from 2014.

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At some point an anon calculated approximately how much cum jizzus (the guy with cum bottles) produced per day.

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[LofaSofa]

So post funny examples! Who knows, this thread might even help us discover a new lolcow like Barneyfag.

Anon accidentally boils an MLP figurine in cum:

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Anon has a horrifying sex doll and a cum cylinder:

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Christ that sex doll looks like it was ripped straight from Silent Hill.