4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Happy Camper]

"I wish 4chan would come back so that I could talk about my autistic hobbies there again."

Elon Musk buys 4chan from Hiro at a fire sale. /x/ is now the only board and it's now exclusively for discussion about Xitter trends and you also have to link a Twitter account to a 4chan pass in order to not have a 15 minute Captcha timer every time you try to post something.

 

[dick brain]

I looked through the entire recap, did I miss something or am I correct that we don’t currently have much of any information other than names on the pw mods?

There have been multiple instances of investigative journalism including names + faces + addresses, use the highlight feature.

 

[AnOminous]

There's still copies of Windows leaks up.

Microsoft literally OWNS github. They don't care about activation scripts.

 

[tub]

imagine they get the site back up and running and the first thing you see on at the top of every board is the HIRING NEW JANNIES, APPLY HERE banner

i really hope so, and i think anyone competent would fire the entire staff, but whos gonna convince gookmoot to actually do anything

 

[~Agate_55~]

Why are you people being so dramatic, the website will be back in like a week.

*3 weeks, apparently.

 

[Nuclear Unwarfare]

I feel like this whole operation just killed both the sharty and the 'cuck
now everyone knows what the sharty is.

 

[biggacracka]

The /ck/ jannies started banning Ja/ck/ threads a few months ago. Now, the big guy himself has a message for them:
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>few months ago
I remember during the coof and even before, they would delete Ja/ck/ threads and posts, especially in the webms threads

 

[WWEISFORFAGS]

There have been multiple instances of investigative journalism including names + faces + addresses, use the highlight feature.

Ah shit okay thank you.

 

[I enjoy women]

There have been multiple instances of investigative journalism including names + faces + addresses, use the highlight feature.

There's also a thread dedicated to all the jannies that got phonebooked.

 

[Stupor Mundi]

4chanSISSIES penetrated by a gang of ShartyGODS

Oh god, we have /dbspic/posting here too?

 

[7/11 Coffee]

*3 weeks, apparently.

the reputation is forever ruined

 

[Calcified Fetus]

This entire thread can be summarized by one phrase which holds a truth as hard as steel:

Mods are Fags

Seriously, since being a mod or janny provides a soft requisite that the individual is terminally online, the vast majority fall under the categories of emotionally stunted (aka NEET losers), flurries, gooners, or tranny sex pests with overlap between the 4 groups. It's like the political alignment chart of pathetic.

Thus your rights to free speech, conversation with individuals across entire land masses and oceans, or access to stores of information are dependent on the mood of a literal basement dwelling loser who has no morals,hopes, or aspirations beyond what their warped mind perverts of these concepts.

The fags of Soyjack are no better, it's literally an ironic unironic yet still ironic but not really unironic circlejerk that tries to pass itself off as a hip subculture and not another breed of schizo behavior for the terminally online whose only contact with genitalia of the opposite sex was when they were shat out by their mothers. I can't conceive that even when at my lowest I would ever think to participate in repetitive brain rot behavior and act smug about it.

 

[Shitoko]

Hopefully dead in a ditch.

Same with all the other /v/ schizos like ACfag or barry.

Hopefully other /v/irgins (technically /vg/) like suspendedpain and munchies get their eyes gouged out

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

I'm wondering more about how they are going to reopen the site, will it be a partial opening?

Yes, goy, two weeks to flatten the curve, then partial reopening.

 

[shitboxx]

I was immediately disquieted by the prospect that there may never BE greentext stories from 4chan anymore

Don't be a fucking doomposter, 4chan is coming back. It's going to take a while because the lazy idiots that moderated the site FOR FREE couldn't keep their website's security up to date.

 

[Dreamy Girl]

Don't be a fucking doomposter, 4chan is coming back. It's going to take a while because the lazy idiots that moderated the site FOR FREE couldn't keep their website's security up to date.

So when is it back if you are so sure?

 

[john goldfish]

I started up a YouTube video this morning, and it started with "So this is a green text story from 4chan". I was immediately disquieted by the prospect that there may never BE greentext stories from 4chan anymore. One of the most iconic, powerful meme formats on the Internet might be going extinct.

It feels surreal. It'd be like you told me the Appalachian mountains don't exist anymore. They've been a fixture of the cultural landscape long enough to be considered ancient history, and now they're just gone? It feels impossible, but that's where we're at. I can only hope whatever comes next is an improvement.

le epic meme arrows of implied implications are used everywhere now and often by people who couldn't even trace it back to 4chan or know what they're called

Even after the Sun finally farts in our way and wipes out all electronics triggering the spiraling collapse of the industrial condition, literary works etched into stones and carved into wood will feature >greentext

 

[Meat Target]

This quote literally applies to 4chan.
I hope that 4chan will die now to leave space for something better.

4chan has never been heroic. More like a digital Mongol(oid) Horde that occasionally directed its autistic wrath at someone even more deserving of destruction.

 

[John Badman]

There was a setuid binary called /usr/local/bin/suid_run_global which simply execves a perl script. Said perl script was writable by www so it could be hijacked to acquire a shell.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself. Is this divine or niggerlicious.

 

[MuffGobbler]

"I wish 4chan would come back so that I could talk about my autistic hobbies there again."
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Elon Musk buys 4chan from Hiro at a fire sale. /x/ is now the only board and it's now exclusively for discussion about Xitter trends and you also have to link a Twitter account to a 4chan pass in order to not have a 15 minute Captcha timer every time you try to post something.

Half of the threads on most boards are twitter screenshot threads anyway