4chan literally dying

http://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/706294#p706294

The sucker who paid $5 million to moot for 4chan now can't keep it running. Looks like the cuck king got out of town just in time.

 

[WeeGee]

Oh god I hope the /pol/ and /b/refugees don't come here. We don't have nearly enough mods.

We're gonna build a firewall, and the /b/tards are gonna pay for it.

 

[Ruin]

We're gonna build a firewall, and the /b/tards are gonna pay for it.

How? They're all NEETS.

 

[Ebola]

I main reason why I never want to see 4chan die is simply that 4chan's death or total spiritual death would provide some euphoria and a false sense of superiority or achievement to many cows here and many other losers in general.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

http://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/706294#p706294

The sucker who paid $5 million to moot for 4chan now can't keep it running. Looks like the cuck king got out of town just in time.

So, are we going to get an influx of people that want to see Chris' new/old junk and discuss how attractive they are. Powerlevel refugees.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Too big to fail.

 

[muina]

Everybody going on on /qa/ and /pol/ trying to delete pol and shit.

 

[Xarpho]

More likely the disaffected /b/tards and /pol/acks will just hike over to 8ch.

 

[The Nameless One]

@Null please open the Top Secret Inner Circle board to all members and rename it "4chan Emergency Evacuation Lifeboat" for the influx of rapefugees new users.

 

[Null]

@Null please open the Top Secret Inner Circle board to all members and rename it "4chan Emergency Evacuation Lifeboat" for the influx of rapefugees new users.

I have no idea why you think they'd come here and not 8chan. Jim would suck a dick to get Hiroyuki's users and to see 4chan die.

 

[AnOminous]

More likely the disaffected /b/tards and /pol/acks will just hike over to 8ch.

8ch doesn't have the capacity to handle the traffic even a single busy board like /pol/ gets.

 

[The Nameless One]

I have no idea why you think they'd come here and not 8chan. Jim would suck a dick to get Hiroyuki's users and to see 4chan die.

You say that now, but eventually all the chans will have shut down one by one due to a snowball effect of overwhelming server costs and no revenue, and then where will they go? Fucking Reddit? No. They'll be adrift on the cyber-seas. Think about it, you could be the Angela Merkel of the Internet. Let the migrants in.

 

[AnOminous]

You say that now, but eventually all the chans will have shut down one by one due to a snowball effect of overwhelming server costs and no revenue, and then where will they go? Fucking Reddit? No. They'll be adrift on the cyber-seas. Think about it, you could be the Angela Merkel of the Internet. Let the migrants in.

And it's a sea of white as far as the eye can see.

 

[Caesare]

And it's a sea of white as far as the eye can see.

You don't want minorities crapping up the march, do you?

 

[Ruin]

And it's a sea of white as far as the eye can see.

To be fair about 60% of /b/ is black cock.

 

[Pina Colada]

Even for all the good 4chan's done (stopping pedophile/drug rings, sending birthday cards to a war veteran), some sites just can't escape their sinking Titanic of :autism:.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I got banned from 4chan twice so fuck them.

I hope 4chan gets raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Beaniebon]

how are you fucking the name 4chan up it requires no additional button presses than exactly what is in the url

I'm sorry I triggered you. I'll be more considerate in the future when I bring up rotting internet websites of yesteryear.

 

[Null]

I'm sorry I triggered you. I'll be more considerate in the future when I bring up dead internet websites of yesteryear.

I was just baffled at how you fucked something so simple up. It's like if you spelled my name n-Ull or something. It's simply confusing as shit.

 

[Super Collie]

Ok, fuck, what? This can't happen.
For one thing, if it does, we're gonna get a lot of new users, but probably not the kind we want.

Cool. I volunteer as the Furry Friday mod. Is that even still a thing on /b/?

Oh god I hope the /pol/ and /b/refugees don't come here. We don't have nearly enough mods.

@CatParty NOW IS YOUR CHANCE

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Frankly, we could use a nice injection of chan culture.
Less moralfaggotry, more directionless hate.