Australatina 3/24/18 - Australatina Is No More - Rise of the First Latinx Order, Death to the US

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First Latinx Order.
*Just had a daydream about Me and Xochi (as Kylo and Hux) uniting the Americas and destroying the United States once and for all*

#firstorder #starwars #elprimeroorden #kyhux #kylux #destructionfantasy #makeithappen
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For the next 24 hours - you can vote to End the Republic
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First Latinx Order... It has a ring to it.
Hopefully it will be strong enough to destroy the United States of America
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It would appear that his newfound infatuation with Kylo Ren and the First Order has reached it's peak, to the point that he is now planning on renaming his entire fake country to focus more intensely upon this newfound obsession of his.
 
Renaming your imaginary country/special interest because you're fixated to movie? That's autism. I wonder how many people will actually vote about this.
 
So I guess that makes the US rebels. So the good guys. And autismlatina the Nazis. And maybe a trans Phasma headmate on the way.
 
So this is Phils version of rebooting sonichu as a MLP clone

Phils the worst Troon ever, clearly he missed the memo that phasma is a strong trans womanz
 
Latinx is heresy. Where's the Spanish Inquisition when you need them? At that point it's not even Spanish or Portuguese anymore. These kids are just a bunch of millenial malinchistas... :(
 
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Doesn't everyone and their mom (on Tumblr, at least) think that the First Order was based off of white supremacists? Way to let those white roots show, I guess.
It’s not exactly subtle. Or unintentional. Lucas loved WW2 films and based scenes off of some.
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Here’s to hoping it’s completly lost on Phil as he praises Stormtroopers roughing up businesses and rounding up Jews.
 
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For those who don't know, Latinx is a movement of Spanish & Portuguese descended kids in the Anglosphere. Being a bunch of lazy bums they don't speak Spanish or Portuguese well, so they constantly make gender errors. They also flip a lid because Spanish & Portuguese are "gendered" languages and thus supports the patriarchy. Rather than admitting they don't know the language that well, and learning to speak properly, they instead want to reform the whole language so it doesn't have gender like with English. On a side note, they trigger and are triggered by those who speak the language better, especially Spanish professors.

*Edit*
In this case it should be "La Primera Orden".

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Just realized this is ADF. I thought it was a Austro-Latin Star Wars fan club at first.
 
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Switching from a made up sovereign country to some paramilitary organization? Seems Phillip is downsizing his ambitions. Next he'll obsess over some movie set in a small town and he'll switch to Latinxville, then he'll develop another obsession and will abandon previous plans to found the Latinx Manor...
 
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