Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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CWCissey said:
Just wait for him to start drinking Bailey's out of a shoe...

@Old Greg
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Give it a few years when the water has been cut off and the kitchen becomes inaccessible once again, he won't have to look far. Barb probably has plenty old boots fermenting around the Chandler household...mmm creamy. :drink:
 
RealDecepticonLeader said:
I've been wondering- Did the gooch gash actually heal up or is it still a potential problem? Has it got a chance of returning?
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I just got to wondering about this too. That abominable thing healing up sort of seems likely since we haven't heard about it but that would also imply that Chris has actually taken care of his personal hygiene and generally not fucked something up, which seems highly unlikely...
 
Sc4rface said:
I just got to wondering about this too. That abominable thing healing up sort of seems likely since we haven't heard about it but that would also imply that Chris has actually taken care of his personal hygiene and generally not fucked something up, which seems highly unlikely...
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Chris can follow simple instructions to the letter, once you get him into a cycle. It's like waking up and brushing your teeth, except Chris actually does this.
Ophelia said:
Marvin seemed confident Chris had seen a doctor and followed their instructions.
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Yeah, pretty much.
 
Wait... You mean to say he's too lazy to follow through with his paid obligations. Yet he has the ability to wake up, remove what I'd imagine to be a rather large patch. Change said patch, clean the infected area, and keep things sanitary despite being known to shit himself. I find this somewhat hard to believe given his track record.
 
Meat_Puppet said:
Wait... You mean to say he's too lazy to follow through with his paid obligations. Yet he has the ability to wake up, remove what I'd imagine to be a rather large patch. Change said patch, clean the infected area, and keep things sanitary despite being known to shit himself. I find this somewhat hard to believe given his track record.
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Still alive, ain't he?
 
Meat_Puppet said:
Wait... You mean to say he's too lazy to follow through with his paid obligations. Yet he has the ability to wake up, remove what I'd imagine to be a rather large patch. Change said patch, clean the infected area, and keep things sanitary despite being known to shit himself. I find this somewhat hard to believe given his track record.
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I don't understand the comparison.

Edit: Like, Chris has a daily routine. Chris gets up and does things regularly. Cleaning the wound is just a part of that.

I don't see how that relates to his paid obligations. He got intermittent orders to do things for not much money. It was exciting at first, then he got used to the money, but started to resent being jerked around (from his perspective) at arbitrary times to justify that money. He eventually decided, pretty much explicitly, that it wasn't worth the extra money.
 
Marvin said:
I don't understand the comparison.

Edit: Like, Chris has a daily routine. Chris gets up and does things regularly. Cleaning the wound is just a part of that.

I don't see how that relates to his paid obligations. He got intermittent orders to do things for not much money. It was exciting at first, then he got used to the money, but started to resent being jerked around (from his perspective) at arbitrary times to justify that money. He eventually decided, pretty much explicitly, that it wasn't worth the extra money.
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Well, that sounds like a true and honest J-O-B, an easy one at that. Chris was both too lazy and self-absorbed to get on camera for a few minutes and do things correctly, except for when they had him singing exceptional pony songs.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Well, that sounds like a true and honest J-O-B, an easy one at that. Chris was both too lazy and self-absorbed to get on camera for a few minutes and do things correctly, except for when they had him singing exceptional pony songs.
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it seems to me that when chris thinks something is a job, he loses interest
 
Considering new notable developments in Chris' groinal region haven't happened in a while, it may indeed be best for the topic to be locked until something notable involving Chris' crotch happens. If news updates from Sour-Dough region occur, staff can be notified and reopening of the thread will be considered.
 
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