Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Jack Awful]

Damn, Barb really let herself go.

I don't see much change.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I don't see much change.

I do, the real Barb is much more hideous.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Father Nurgle is pleased with his taint

Barb must be that tiny figure at the bottom trying to protect Chris from the police, after he ate Snyder and his children.

 

[Jack Awful]

I do, the real Barb is much more hideous.

If her outsides matched her insides...

 

[InTheSidePocket]

If her outsides matched her insides...

Exactly.

You ever see that death stare of hers in the begging video?

She gives the "look of death" a whole new meaning.

 

[SoneeBoi]

It's too bad Chris isn't writing Sonichu anymore. I'd love to see how he incorporates and explains the taint gash.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's too bad Chris isn't writing Sonichu anymore. I'd love to see how he incorporates and explains the taint gash.

There was that thing where he impregnated himself with his own cum.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

There was that thing where he impregnated himself with his own cum.

You know, sometimes, there's a whole week without me remembering that bit of Christory. Those are the good weeks...

 

[nvrwastetree]

There was that thing where he impregnated himself with his own cum.

Wait what??? I never heard him saying doing this, care to elaborate or link to the cwcki article that has him saying this?

 

[Jack Awful]

Wait what??? I never heard him saying doing this, care to elaborate or link to the cwcki article that has him saying this?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia
It was just a hypothetical sonichu canon story he posted on facebook but he thought it up and believed it was a good enough idea to post on Facebook.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

here's an idea:

Sonichu is shit and not worth parodying in 2016.

Also, Chris hasn't died, so I guess he let that literal shithole "heal" up.

 

[Zarkov]

here's an idea:

Sonichu is shit and not worth parodying in 2016.

Sonichu is gold and will forever be one the most thought-provoking, compelling drawn masterpiece the world has ever known, you unbeliever.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Sonichu is gold and will forever be one the most thought-provoking, compelling drawn masterpiece the world has ever known, you unbeliever.

I'm sensing a lot of up in here.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Sonichu cured my cancer but gave me AIDS.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Sonichu cured my cancer but gave me AIDS.

Or worse: autism

 

[BurnerRobot]

I've been wondering- Did the gooch gash actually heal up or is it still a potential problem? Has it got a chance of returning?

 

[rongeromy]

Given that we haven't seen any new posts on the subject and Chris hasn't died yet, it's probably healed up without major incident.

 

[Strine]

Given that we haven't seen any new posts on the subject and Chris hasn't died yet, it's probably healed up without major incident.

it just went away for no reason and Chris won't even answer questions about it? is this the taint wound or Sonichu 11?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Could Mrs. Chandler have stumbled upon a gift bestowed only to the greatest human beings to ever exist? The Mangina...

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Could Mrs. Chandler have stumbled upon a gift bestowed only to the greatest human beings to ever exist? The Mangina...

Just wait for him to start drinking Bailey's out of a shoe...

@Old Greg