Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Holdek said:
I'm curious about how helpful that is. I believe someone (maybe you) said it's kind of a hugbox for Chris to talk about how he's a lesbian trapped in a male body. Basically a group of tards giving each other positive feels.
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Oh, it's a total hugbox, completely useless.
Holdek said:
Which isn't necessarily bad, but what Chris probably needs more is a professional to challenge him to think about how to make better decisions and guide him to develop a healthier understanding about things. Kind of a counterBarb.
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The only decision Chris needs to make is to ditch Barb. That's literally the only thing that's at issue, and that's also coincidentally the almost-impossible decision for Chris to make.
 
Marvin said:
The only decision Chris needs to make is to ditch Barb. That's literally the only thing that's at issue, and that's also coincidentally the almost-impossible decision for Chris to make.
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At least it's something he doesn't need to do himself. After all, if he doesn't decide to ditch Barb, the Reaper will make the decision for him sooner or later, probably after appearing to Chris in a dream, setting a date, then killing her early just to fuck with him.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, it's a total hugbox, completely useless.

The only decision Chris needs to make is to ditch Barb. That's literally the only thing that's at issue, and that's also coincidentally the almost-impossible decision for Chris to make.
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The ditch can only be dug if someone's willing to do it.
 
Lysistrata said:
At least it's something he doesn't need to do himself. After all, if he doesn't decide to ditch Barb, the Reaper will make the decision for him sooner or later.
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He needs to start separating his finances from Barb's while he can. He needs to stop giving her access to his credit and funds.
 
Holdek said:
I'm curious about how helpful that is. I believe someone (maybe you) said it's kind of a hugbox for Chris to talk about how he's a lesbian trapped in a male body. Basically a group of tards giving each other positive feels. Which isn't necessarily bad, but what Chris probably needs more is a professional to challenge him to think about how to make better decisions and guide him to develop a healthier understanding about things. Kind of a counterBarb.
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For Chris, it is, I mean look at the suggestion from @LoveYouLongTime about Chris wearing a sports bra, he got completely carried away with that. Chris is definitely a person that takes everything too literal; like the friends that say, "hey, you're beautiful, everyone is beautiful", or "let's do lunch sometime". We all saw Chris' literal behavior with the romancing of the overpriced prostitute; he still could not understand that he just paid her for sex and not for love/romance, and that the previously aforementioned are not mutually exclusive. If Chris did not always have some exceptional scheme to sneak into neurotypical society, his hugbox would not be so bad, but he very much thinks that he can apply his exceptional logic and the support group "everyone is beautiful, and that means I am the sexiest bitch alive" logic to the real world.

Marvin said:
He needs to start separating his finances from Barb's while he can. He needs to stop giving her access to his credit and funds.
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He can't even separate himself from the metaphorical umbilical cord yet.
 
We need more photographic updates on the taintgina. I really hope he's looking after it, spreading it open, fingering it and applying Oestrogel.
 
Lysistrata said:
At least it's something he doesn't need to do himself. After all, if he doesn't decide to ditch Barb, the Reaper will make the decision for him sooner or later, probably after appearing to Chris in a dream, setting a date, then killing her early just to fuck with him.
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Yes but Barb may do a lot more damage before she dies.

Marvin said:
He needs to start separating his finances from Barb's while he can. He needs to stop giving her access to his credit and funds.
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But then Barb SMASH!

Seriously though he should just give her cash.
 
Marvin said:
Oh, it's a total hugbox, completely useless.
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Has he ever mentioned what the other people in the therapy group are there for?
I'm picturing a scenario sort of like at Wesley Memorial, when everyone else was requesting prayers for their sick loved ones, and he was stuffing the "ballot box" to get everyone to pray for getting him laid.
 
Holdek said:
I'm curious about how helpful that is. I believe someone (maybe you) said it's kind of a hugbox for Chris to talk about how he's a lesbian trapped in a male body. Basically a group of tards giving each other positive feels. Which isn't necessarily bad, but what Chris probably needs more is a professional to challenge him to think about how to make better decisions and guide him to develop a healthier understanding about things. Kind of a counterBarb.
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If anyone in that group will ever dare to challenge his stupidity or bring any valid criticism (no matter how gently or diplomatically they will do it), Chris will go apeshit and accuse everyone for being disguised trolls.
 
Marvin said:
The only decision Chris needs to make is to ditch Barb.
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That's the most important thing but not the only thing. It's also the least likely to happen. He needs to at least manage his relationship with her. And in the meantime not get bann or arrested or hospitalized with a slashed taint.
 
Holdek said:
That's the most important thing but not the only thing. It's also the least likely to happen. He needs to at least manage his relationship with her. And in the meantime not get bann or arrested or hospitalized with a slashed taint.
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Chris won't ditch Barb. They are too far gone, and Barb has not much time left on this Earth. Chris could eventually ditch Barb in a few decades, but I doubt Barb has that time.
 
Father Nurgle is pleased with his taint
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