Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Guy Smiley said:
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when Chris explained to the doctor that he was trying to free his soul vagina because two "lesbians" were making fun of him. I'm honestly curious if he told the doctor the truth. (Chris is, after all, almost incapable of shame.)
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Chris seems to begrudgingly accept reality when it's something serious like medical or law related. More of this.
 
So many bombshells dropped in this though. I know Chris hasn't not been a danger to others for quite some time but generally he's not much of a threat to himself either. This is kinda "put yhr dude in a group home" material for a sane parent.

Again not entirely surprising given we know this idiot like a retarded kid of ours, but we still can be shocked when he walks straight into oncoming traffic
 
I wonder what kind of knife he used...

Also Chris stabbed someone before Phil ever did proving Chris is more badass than Phil

Alternatively Phil never cut himself like this before despite all the lies that he did.

Chris had more balls to cut his own balls off than Phil did. (THE JOKES KEEP COMING FOLKS!)
 
Given that Chris believes he has an actual vagina now, I wonder if someone can convince him to see a gynocologist. After all, it's something women are supposed to do and he should look forward to having an actual professional prove his new gender status.
If this were to happen, depending on the screening process he might not even make it to the actual gynocologist but would be immediately rerouted to psychiatry. At any rate, at this point it is the only way I can think of that would actally get Chris to see a medical doctor.

I sure would not like to be in this doctor's shoes, though. Assuming he does make it to the examination table by claiming to be in transition, the doctor would be for one hell of a shock.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Guess we'll find out the day Chris discovers tumblr.
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That damn site was MADE for him. He can create and post his own gender/sexual orientation flag (with Sonichu on it naturally), post Steven Universe crap, Pony crap, reblog random girls' rants about LBT issues, whatever is on his mind at the moment. It's a very Chris-friendly atmosphere.

Then again, that would be disgusting, because he's, you know- a 34 year old man, trying again to fit into something geared for 15-25 year old girls.
 
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blastoiseplushie said:
That damn site was MADE for him. He can create and post his own gender/sexual orientation flag (with Sonichu on it naturally), post Steven Universe crap, Pony crap, reblog random girls' rants about LBT issues, whatever is on his mind at the moment. It's a very Chris-friendly atmosphere.

Then again, that would be disgusting, because he's, you know- a 34 year old man, trying again to fit into something geared for 15-25 year old girls.
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That is a dead end!
 
blastoiseplushie said:
That damn site was MADE for him. He can create and post his own gender/sexual orientation flag (with Sonichu on it naturally), post Steven Universe crap, Pony crap, reblog random girls' rants about LBT issues, whatever is on his mind at the moment. It's a very Chris-friendly atmosphere.

Then again, that would be disgusting, because he's, you know- a 34 year old man, trying again to fit into something geared for 15-25 year old girls.
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He does that stuff on Facebook anyway.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
Maybe people who have struggled with 'cutting' might have insight on this?
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I mean, I've cut myself (intentionally) on the thigh, but not very deep. It stung more than anything, kinda like razor burn. Being that I already have a vagoo, it is hard to imagine myself wanting to "free" one, but...cutting yourself on the taint probably wouldn't be TOO much worse? Especially if you have a high pain tolerance. And he poured hydrogen peroxide on the unclit yeah? Doesn't that damage tissue? So that, plus the liquor, plus his autism could have added up to him not feeling anything. And my understanding is that he didn't so much cut into his skin as into the abscess, so he probably didn't need to cut too deep to get it to open.

I'm glad this was a train of thought I had today, thanks blaistoiseplushie.
 
Who were these so-called "lesbians"? Were they people he met in person, or just some trolls online?
 
InTheSidePocket said:
God if only Chris were born a hundred years or so ago.
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That makes me want a steampunk Playstation with brass controllers.
Where do I get one of those? Well thank you very much.

also:

Bob: No. [string of morse code] I will not. People tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on the Charlottesville Daily Enquirer.
Chris: What?!
[..]
Bob: Get away from that telegraph pole, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!
Chris: NO! DAD, NO!
 
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blastoiseplushie said:
That damn site was MADE for him. He can create and post his own gender/sexual orientation flag (with Sonichu on it naturally), post Steven Universe crap, Pony crap, reblog random girls' rants about LBT issues, whatever is on his mind at the moment. It's a very Chris-friendly atmosphere.

Then again, that would be disgusting, because he's, you know- a 34 year old man, trying again to fit into something geared for 15-25 year old girls.
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tbh I'd love to see the handwringing they'd do over him. He's horribly problematic by their standards, but he's also trans (very loosely speaking) and he's autistic. Those latter two "traits" would be more than enough for him to be exonerated in the eyes of some delusional Tumblrinas, no matter what crap he's pulled. I mean, someone like Vade got away with murder (figuratively and literally) for the longest time, so Chris-Chan fitting in with Tumblr isn't entirely out of the realm of possibility.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
Maybe people who have struggled with 'cutting' might have insight on this?
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People with gender dysphoria can be just as prone to cutting as people with body dysphoria but typically they know that elimination of the body part causing pain(big nose or like a penis) will kill the hell out of them. Cutters typically don't want to die or really risk dying. People who cut usually have a decent sense of what causes a superficial and a deep wound and try to avoid the latter. People usually cut as a coping mechanism. It's more about a release, self punishment, shame felt or often times a sorta violent way to cope, most cutters have comorbidity with mental illness derived from emotional trauma. Almost universally cutters don't show off cuts, or brag about them.

Tldr; Chris is nuts and cutters don't relate to his insanity. I'd also insist he is pretty damn close to being legitimately retarded if not actually there
 
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