Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
If Chris cut a vagina into his body it would be above his penis like he drew on MEGHAN because that is where HONEST and TRUE vaginas are located


Also thanks @Marvin for neither confirming or denying it was a self inflicted wound as now I am left to relook at the original image and speculate myself...
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Heh, oh no, I've been saying from the beginning that Chris did this to himself.
 
Here we are one month later, did anything important ever come out of this story?
 
You know as much as we joked about Chris getting raped and murdered in prison I think deep down we all knew Chris would Lolcow himself to death. I think this thread is the culmination of the realization and the fear that we might lose our most prized Lolcow. I also think we didnt think it could happen so soon.

@Marvin Any clue what he was drinking Marvin? Surely it was something hard if he got this drunk.
 
Mechanical Hugbox said:
This reminds me way to much of the Autism Awareness E-mails, and how they insisted that Chris needs a caretaker
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I mean, ethically speaking he does, because his parents sure as hell didn't teach him anything, they didn't take care of him so much as they crippled him and ruined his life. But what he really needs is Hannibal Lecter-treatment with heavy medication and some form of incremental societal rehabilitation. That's if he can even be fixed at this point.

Or the fucking Clockwork Orange thing.

He cut open his taint and said it was a vagina.
 
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Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
I mean, ethically speaking he does, because his parents sure as hell didn't teach him anything, they didn't take care of him so much as they crippled him and ruined his life. But what he really needs is Hannibal Lecter-treatment with heavy medication and some form of incremental societal rehabilitation. That's if he can even be fixed at this point.

Or the fucking Clockwork Orange thing.
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I think at this point, Euthanasia would be cheaper and easier
 
Mechanical Hugbox said:
I think at this point, Euthanasia would be cheaper and easier
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He's likely to lose half of his body if he doesn't seek medical attention, what he has will only get worse as time goes by. Let's just sit back and see the events ahead along with guaranteed FB post about how his doctor is a "Jerk" for not accepting Medicaid or Medicare.

NumberingYourState said:
Lol what is going on with this thread.
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You don't wanna know just how many answers that question has.
 
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DragoonSierra said:
Surely it was something hard if he got this drunk.
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Not necessarily. Chris has no self-control and a well-documented tendency to regularly sink at the bottom of a depression well. With someone as weak-willed and vulnerable as him I bet mere beer would be enough to put him in a drunken stupor. Then you add his patented brand of dumbfuckery into the mix and this is the result.
 
He would just act drunk solely because he believes it should happen after drinking beer. He won't be the first person pretending to be intoxicated to satisfy expectations.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Not necessarily. Chris has no self-control and a well-documented tendency to regularly sink at the bottom of a depression well. With someone as weak-willed and vulnerable as him I bet mere beer would be enough to put him in a drunken stupor. Then you add his patented brand of dumbfuckery into the mix and this is the result.
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Sounds about right, case and point the plan he did cutting himself just to have a "vagina" however, he really needs to seek medical help but he probably wont because the doctor is a "jerk" because its a male doctor
 
Vault Boy said:
Son, he never snapped. Chris was always fucked in the head, he just continues to descend further into insanity.
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This. He probably snapped long before the internet had heard of him, and every time he goes further than we ever thought he would, and we think this is the time he's actually snapped, it's just what's left of the splinters rustling against one another.
 
Big Buns said:
This wasn't as painful as it looks. Certainly not as much as having your taint ripped open. His face probably got used to being shaved like this over the years and the grease probably helps his face stay lubricated.
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I often dry shave if I am just doing it half assed. I don't find it hurts or chafes at all as long as a) you use a safety razor which has already been used few times to dull it b) you don't try to shave particularly closely c) you splash some water on your face within a few minutes in either direction of the shaving.

Maybe other people find it more unpleasant, and I have skin on the insensitive side. But it is not pain tolerance. My pain tolerance is average at best. Chris could fit into that too.

Man, it is unpleasant highlighting similarities between yourself and Chris.
 
OK sorry for being lazy but I can't be fucked to go through all these pages, is a log of the chat where Chris talked about the women laughing at him or no? Not that I dont believe Marvin I've learned to trust him and his judgement concerning Chris I just like to read chris's thoughts cause I'm weird
 
Darndirty said:
OK sorry for being lazy but I can't be fucked to go through all these pages, is a log of the chat where Chris talked about the women laughing at him or no? Not that I dont believe Marvin I've learned to trust him and his judgement concerning Chris I just like to read chris's thoughts cause I'm weird
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No, Chris hasn't commented on it beyond claiming the music did it to him and then that it was all trolling.
 
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