Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Postremo Mundus said:
I have a hard time believing that it's a knife wound, to be honest.

How deep does it go?
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It's a bit hard to say. I didn't want to look at the taint picture too closely, but I can say that no infected piercing could have done that (especially since he took out the piercing a long time ago) My guess is perhaps an inch or two at the deepest point of the wound?

I will say that I find it hard to believe that Chris would actually cut himself (given what a wuss he is) and given how clumsy he is, I can easily imagine him cutting his own balls off by accident. However, the "vagina" does look like it was cut open with a knife. Possibly someone else did it, because the opening looks even (if that makes sense to those who have seen the picture) and I can't imagine getting such a cut even on your own, in an area you can not see.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Possibly someone else did it, because the opening looks even (if that makes sense to those who have seen the picture) and I can't imagine getting such a cut even on your own, in an area you can not see.
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Yeah, I never considered the possibility that somebody else could have done it. The wound just seems too... vaguely vaginal to be a self-inflicted Chris-wound to me. That shit would hurt. An inch of flesh is a LOT. Especially somewhere so sensitive.
 
Postremo Mundus said:
Yeah, I never considered the possibility that somebody else could have done it. The wound just seems too... vaguely vaginal to be a self-inflicted Chris-wound to me. That shit would hurt. An inch of flesh is a LOT. Especially somewhere so sensitive.
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I just thought of something. Chris has been buying hormone pills off eBay. right? Even though one should only take hormones under a doctor's guidance/care. Who's to say that he didn't find someone who was willing to cut him?

I know it's a far-out possibility, but as I said before, the wound is too neat. Before I saw the picture, and based on the horrified reactions of people here, i was expecting some disgusting, jagged abscess. The unclit 2.0 is... far from the worst thing I've seen on the Internet. I've seen plenty of nastier pics of infections, wounds, and diseases. Not even because i want to, but I've come across a variety of stuff through my years surfing the Internet.

Of course, who would do such a thing as cut a 'vagina' into a smelly, fat manchild... But them, maybe this was why Chris needed donations so much, to pay for his 'operation'

Either that, or Chris has hypnotized himself to the point where he was able to do this on his own and manage a steady hand with the knife. But I'm leaning towards another person doing it.
 
Ron_Swanson said:
121 pages of peeps who haven't seen Chris' shaving video. Dude don't feel pain but the pain of loneliness.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4
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I wonder if he was listening to that same song while he was cutting his true and honest vagina, and if the blade kept falling off the boxcutter or whatever he used like the head of the razor kept falling off.
 
Ron_Swanson said:
121 pages of peeps who haven't seen Chris' shaving video. Dude don't feel pain but the pain of loneliness.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZ4A_Wr90L4
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The video with him where he is angry / wearing his black Sonichu medallion and talking about how he's a virgin with rage = I have never seen so much undulating anger / rage / sadness in someone's eyes.
 
how long before Chris cuts his dick off? After all, he thinks a vagina is a huge gash that goes from your ass to your navel.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Nothing really, we found out through a private chat Chris was essentially lying about growing a vagina because two lesbians made fun of him being a man, meaning he probably and purposely mutilated his taint to misrepresent himself for sex...Now, where have I seen that before? Chris made up a lie to cover up the lie that he was becoming an attractive woman through binaural beats because he wanted to get two lesbians into the sack. The lesbians may have been Sam and Ella again, at least that's my opinion.
So, in essence, you missed nothing that was not already known about Chris (he will do anything for sex and mommy replacement)
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Chris probably still believes that he's growing a vagina. Marvin has said that even after realizing the labia was a wound, Chris still believed in the hypnosis videos.

The mockery from lesbians excuse seems sketchy to me. Chris has lied multiple times about the taint wound - he lied about when he went to the doctor, about it being a hoax and he lied to Marvin and the ER doctors when he was first told to get treatment.

Chris also hates taking responsibility for his actions and constantly tries to deflect blame. He showed that with the recent Etsy post, where he blamed Lulu.com for something (that was his fault) and which happened almost a year ago, as his excuse for why he doesn't want to work on Etsy orders now.

I think the lesbians story is another lie he told to cover himself.
 
CalmMyTits said:
I just thought of something. Chris has been buying hormone pills off eBay. right? Even though one should only take hormones under a doctor's guidance/care. Who's to say that he didn't find someone who was willing to cut him?

I know it's a far-out possibility, but as I said before, the wound is too neat. Before I saw the picture, and based on the horrified reactions of people here, i was expecting some disgusting, jagged abscess. The unclit 2.0 is... far from the worst thing I've seen on the Internet. I've seen plenty of nastier pics of infections, wounds, and diseases. Not even because i want to, but I've come across a variety of stuff through my years surfing the Internet.

Of course, who would do such a thing as cut a 'vagina' into a smelly, fat manchild... But them, maybe this was why Chris needed donations so much, to pay for his 'operation'

Either that, or Chris has hypnotized himself to the point where he was able to do this on his own and manage a steady hand with the knife. But I'm leaning towards another person doing it.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes This person got a man to eat his own penis. It's not beyond the realms of possibility to assume someone else cut the wound/ vagina for him. IMO, from what I have seen so far, I must agree with you and other commentators and assume that if he had done it himself it would have been more of a horrific mess
 
Jozef said:
how long before Chris cuts his dick off? After all, he thinks a vagina is a huge gash that goes from your ass to your navel.
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Well, Chris doesn't have a job and spends his entire life on the internet. He's probably manic and obsessed about having a real vagina. I would imagine he spends several hours a day wishing he had one. It's not out of the realm of possibility that he'd get so drunk on passion as to cut off his wang.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
I think the lesbians story is another lie he told to cover himself.
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The "Lesbians made me do it" sounds pretty far fetched, I mean, what lesbians would waste their time poking at an exceptional individual, who is clearly out of touch with reality.
FondfulMemories said:
Can someone give an update on the status of Chris' health? It was revealed in a chat log that he cut himself open and then recently went to the ER to get it looked at. Chris is never the picture of health in his videos but in his most recent one he still didn't look like someone who would've undergone a medical procedure. I'm no doctor but fixing the unclit would likely involve more than stitches - it's the kind of thing that might require surgical staples possibly requiring general anesthetic.
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Bet he is fingering it and the taint is making fart noises, and it's entertaining him endlessly.
 
CalmMyTits said:
It's a bit hard to say. I didn't want to look at the taint picture too closely, but I can say that no infected piercing could have done that (especially since he took out the piercing a long time ago) My guess is perhaps an inch or two at the deepest point of the wound?
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I don't think depth is really salient in this situation. Like, it's probably pretty shallow, but because it's the taint (y'know, it holds the sides of your crotch together) just the weight of your gut and everything will pull it apart and make it seem like a huge, deep gash, when it's really more of a wide gash.

Gash. Christine's gash. (Just had to say that again :tomgirl:)
CalmMyTits said:
I will say that I find it hard to believe that Chris would actually cut himself (given what a wuss he is) and given how clumsy he is, I can easily imagine him cutting his own balls off by accident. However, the "vagina" does look like it was cut open with a knife. Possibly someone else did it, because the opening looks even (if that makes sense to those who have seen the picture) and I can't imagine getting such a cut even on your own, in an area you can not see.
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It's not that hard to cut in that location. Put the tip of the knife into your taint, pull forward. Hell, squeeze your ass/legs together a bit and you've got a natural guide.
 
Honestly, that taintwound has to be gangrenous at this point.

I think when Chris finally sees the doctor, Doctor is going to bring in Barb to look at it while being careful not to make eye contact with her or say a word to her. He's going to point to her AUTISTIC son's infectious rancid taint, pause to gather himself, then slap her for being so god damn worthless to this earth.

YOU LET YOUR FUCKING AUTISTIC SON CUT HIS TAINT OPEN, POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND PARADE IT AROUND AS A VAGINA.
 
Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4 said:
Honestly, that taintwound has to be gangrenous at this point.

I think when Chris finally sees the doctor, Doctor is going to bring in Barb to look at it while being careful not to make eye contact with her or say a word to her. He's going to point to her AUTISTIC son's infectious rancid taint, pause to gather himself, then slap her for being so god damn worthless to this earth.

YOU LET YOUR FUCKING AUTISTIC SON CUT HIS TAINT OPEN, POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND PARADE IT AROUND AS A VAGINA.
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No doctor is going to bitch out the mother of a 34 year old man.
 
Is Chris still using the strap on harness to hide his wang? I find it more likely the straps and whatever else he was using to hide his 'ugly growth' caused this from chafing, than to believe Chris has the awareness, opposable thumbs and attention span necessary to find an adequate knife in the hoard, hide himself from Barb from long enough, etc.
 
Postremo Mundus said:
Yeah, I never considered the possibility that somebody else could have done it. The wound just seems too... vaguely vaginal to be a self-inflicted Chris-wound to me. That shit would hurt. An inch of flesh is a LOT. Especially somewhere so sensitive.
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If Chris cut a vagina into his body it would be above his penis like he drew on MEGHAN because that is where HONEST and TRUE vaginas are located


Also thanks @Marvin for neither confirming or denying it was a self inflicted wound as now I am left to relook at the original image and speculate myself...
 
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