Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Meowthkip said:
I doubt it too.

Mostly, I just want confirmation so I can be told I'm being a silly bitch for even entertaining the idea.
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you ARE being a silly bitch if you believe that shithole. I can only think of a handful of times where they have ever gotten the drop on being the first place to know of a famous persons death. The farms will be the first to know, some ween will provide the death certificate.
 
Meowthkip said:
Somebody on /b/ is claiming Chris is dead from the Un-Clit 2.0

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699961008/just-heard-from-a-friend-he-died-a-few-hours-ago

OP provided no proof, only said that they "heard it from a friend." I figured if he was dead, one of the Trolls would be the first to know anyway. They do list blood poisoning as the cause of death, though.

It did me quite a frighten when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam about it.

I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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Meowthkip said:
Somebody on /b/ is claiming Chris is dead from the Un-Clit 2.0

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699961008/just-heard-from-a-friend-he-died-a-few-hours-ago

OP provided no proof, only said that they "heard it from a friend." I figured if he was dead, one of the Trolls would be the first to know anyway. They do list blood poisoning as the cause of death, though.

It did me quite a frighten when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam about it.

I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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I read the thread, and I don't believe it. Of course, we know to take this with a grain of salt, I just think that Chris has that sort of mental deficiency that will make him have a stubbornly longer life than he ever should have. If he does die, which is possible, given his recent instability, it'll be a sad day for everyone, a living artifact of the internet passed into history, it'd be a shame to see cwcki become one of those ghost sites, that you can only find on shit like the wayback machine, as some ancient curiosity.
 
Would be interesting if Chris caught wind that people were speculating about his demise based on his new vagina. I wonder how he would react. Would he write up a post defending his health? I tend to think he would ignore it because it was 4chan, but... idk. just taking any chance I can get to delve deeper into his psyche.
 
Meowthkip said:
Somebody on /b/ is claiming Chris is dead from the Un-Clit 2.0

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699961008/just-heard-from-a-friend-he-died-a-few-hours-ago

OP provided no proof, only said that they "heard it from a friend." I figured if he was dead, one of the Trolls would be the first to know anyway. They do list blood poisoning as the cause of death, though.

It did me quite a frighten when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam about it.

I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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Nothing true has ever been posted to /b/ in the history of ever. Well, except the time that guy murdered someone and posted the body. And, well, a couple other times. No way they fucking scooped us, though. I'd be madder about that than Chris being dead tbh fam.
 
AnOminous said:
Nothing true has ever been posted to /b/ in the history of ever. Well, except the time that guy murdered someone and posted the body. And, well, a couple other times. No way they fucking scooped us, though. I'd be madder about that than Chris being dead tbh fam.
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Personally, I think it'd be fucking hilarious if the farms got beat out in chris info by some absolute rando on /b/.
 
Meowthkip said:
Somebody on /b/ is claiming Chris is dead from the Un-Clit 2.0

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699961008/just-heard-from-a-friend-he-died-a-few-hours-ago

OP provided no proof, only said that they "heard it from a friend." I figured if he was dead, one of the Trolls would be the first to know anyway. They do list blood poisoning as the cause of death, though.

It did me quite a frighten when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam about it.

I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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I doubt he could die that suddenly. Wouldn't he complain about pain and stress on his Facebook first or mention about some infection? Or are the nerves down there not feeling pain? If he dies, I doubt its a painless and quick one.
 
Meowthkip said:
Somebody on /b/ is claiming Chris is dead from the Un-Clit 2.0

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/699961008/just-heard-from-a-friend-he-died-a-few-hours-ago

OP provided no proof, only said that they "heard it from a friend." I figured if he was dead, one of the Trolls would be the first to know anyway. They do list blood poisoning as the cause of death, though.

It did me quite a frighten when a friend of mine messaged me on Steam about it.

I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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I think that when Chris is truly and honestly dead, we will know about it by him haunting us in dreams with Patty and Borb every single night. In our dreams, Borb will hold us down while Chris sings all the old hits from the 60s-90s that were just horrible pop garbage.
 
Meowthkip said:
I don't want Chris to die. (:_(
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The thought of losing Chris fills me with a peculiar kind of sadness, like that of ordering a family size portion of hush puppies from Long John Silver's, eating them all, and then desperately wanting more, even though I realize that I just consumed a full pound of greasy fried bread.

It can sort of be expressed in the following song:

 
Can someone give an update on the status of Chris' health? It was revealed in a chat log that he cut himself open and then recently went to the ER to get it looked at. Chris is never the picture of health in his videos but in his most recent one he still didn't look like someone who would've undergone a medical procedure. I'm no doctor but fixing the unclit would likely involve more than stitches - it's the kind of thing that might require surgical staples possibly requiring general anesthetic.
 
FondfulMemories said:
Can someone give an update on the status of Chris' health? It was revealed in a chat log that he cut himself open and then recently went to the ER to get it looked at. Chris is never the picture of health in his videos but in his most recent one he still didn't look like someone who would've undergone a medical procedure. I'm no doctor but fixing the unclit would likely involve more than stitches - it's the kind of thing that might require surgical staples possibly requiring general anesthetic.
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Source?
 
Cuntster said:
I haven't kept up with this thread recently but if anyone could tell me the current state of the Julaytaint I would be most appreciative. Any changes in size, shape or moistness recently?
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Nothing really, we found out through a private chat Chris was essentially lying about growing a vagina because two lesbians made fun of him being a man, meaning he probably and purposely mutilated his taint to misrepresent himself for sex...Now, where have I seen that before? Chris made up a lie to cover up the lie that he was becoming an attractive woman through binaural beats because he wanted to get two lesbians into the sack. The lesbians may have been Sam and Ella again, at least that's my opinion.
So, in essence, you missed nothing that was not already known about Chris (he will do anything for sex and mommy replacement)
 
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