Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Plus, what even qualifies as "erratic behavior" in Chris anymore?

Personal hygiene skills, not dressing like a tramp, and getting a job.

we're in an age were a doctor could very well be put into a catch 22 like this
either say it's fine and risk the patient dying under said doctor's care
or say it's not a vagina and get shit all over because IM A TRUE UBERFRAU!!!

I think the obvious solution is the one which results in people not dying of an infected pseudo-clunge.
 
Wait, what? Did I miss something? What video?

On 8chan someone posted a webm of a person (not chris) with a fake(?) vagoo masturbating and lots of people thought it was Chris, because of their "comeuppance" looking... lets say strange.

It definitely wasnt Chris though, the video appears to be older.
 
Almost a hundred fucking pages. That says a lot about us and our relationship with Chris. It's ironic, we are probably the only people in the world that actually cares about Chris. Barb doesn't give a fuck about him, I doubt she has any maternal instincts. I've spent most of my young adult life following this cow and I'm sure others have as well, so Chris is actually very dear to us.

Either that or we're all autistic as fuck.
 
Almost a hundred fucking pages. That says a lot about us and our relationship with Chris. It's ironic, we are probably the only people in the world that actually cares about Chris. Barb doesn't give a fuck about him, I doubt she has any maternal instincts. I've spent most of my young adult life following this cow and I'm sure others have as well, so Chris is actually very dear to us.

Either that or we're all autistic as fuck.

Well we are the only people who ever got anything positive out of him, namely we laugh at him for hours! Nobody else has such a positive image of our Chrischan! If he dies, we loose the most out of the entire world. Its not that he is a big loss, but that he has zero value for everybody else! Badumtss.
 
Almost a hundred fucking pages. That says a lot about us and our relationship with Chris. It's ironic, we are probably the only people in the world that actually cares about Chris. Barb doesn't give a fuck about him, I doubt she has any maternal instincts. I've spent most of my young adult life following this cow and I'm sure others have as well, so Chris is actually very dear to us.

Either that or we're all autistic as fuck.

I'm pretty sure it's the latter.
 
Okay, I thought the first picture was bad, but had no idea how bad the second gash was. Good lord...it's so fresh.

On one hand, I am revolted that we are watching a mentally ill person slowly descend into their delusions, but on the other hand, this look into Chris' life is truly a fascinating case study.

Seriously, you could pick so many topics to discuss: negligent parents, mental health care in Virginia, having kids in old age...truly a researcher's ambrosia.

Good luck Chris. Here is a haiku for you:

Do not share down there.
Keep secrets in underwear.
Those aren't lips - just tear.

I just got this idea after thinking a lot about your quote, care if I use your quote about Chris's life being a case study on many things for a post? I wonder if observations of his behaviors could be used by professionals to help prevent or at least mitigate such issues in the future by showing the consequences of ignoring the issues autism can cause?
 

I forgot how bad Chris' transition was. Or transformation, metamorphosis, whatever you call it. Is there a connection between him going off the deep end in the past 5 years, and not drawing Sonichu anymore, maybe? It had to have been a good outlet when he was feeling wronged by jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, and later on during the heaviest years of mass internet trolling. But now he doesn't do it much, if at all anymore, and the last Sonichu stuff we got showed heavy signs of Chris' further warped mindset, with the Sonichu babies being these overly articulate little weirdo's discussing their feelings at length. Chris was getting into actual artistic endeavors there for a brief while, but now the future seems very bleak for him, as always.
 
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Doesn't matter, if you point out to a patient that they are not in fact the gender that they think they are, boom, fired. I bet Chris could con his way into a gynecologist appointment fairly easily just by telling them that he's a true and honest woman.

Not really. They can treat Chris like he's trans if that's what he wants and still say, "hey, you know, this isn't in fact, a vagina you're growing, it's a wound and you need to haul ass to the ER".
 
Sonichu world is Chris's ideal world. In it he was more powerful than the people who wronged him. They were also evil villains that were so bad to him it justified his cruel punishment of them. Just like how in the newest one he magically became a complete female and was even pregnant. I think years of isolation have caused a breakdown in his concept of reality. He's spent so much time in his fantasy world that it is the real world for him now. Hence his magical thinking about his fauxgina. He might honestly qualify for commitment now. He's not just autistic he's legitimately mentally ill now. He was doing better when he went to the gay clubs and stuff because at least he was socializing. I wonder if something happened that we don't know about like he got banned from there or something.
 
I wonder what will happen to this thread after 100 pages.
More of the same, I'm sure.

That is to say: a person with actual medical knowledge will chime in once in a while along the lines of "honestly, it doesn't look too bad," which will be followed by dozens of know-nothings going "that is DEFINITELY an abscess, it is DEFINITELY infected, and he is DEFINITELY going to die from it if he doesn't go to the emergency room RIGHT NOW."
 
More of the same, I'm sure.

That is to say: a person with actual medical knowledge will chime in once in a while along the lines of "honestly, it doesn't look too bad," which will be followed by dozens of know-nothings going "that is DEFINITELY an abscess, it is DEFINITELY infected, and he is DEFINITELY going to die from it if he doesn't go to the emergency room RIGHT NOW."
The people with actual medical knowledge say "honestly, it doesn't look that bad", followed by "he'll be fine if he gets it treated".

And I have seen very few laymen claim it "definitely" is anything other than a large wound on Chris' taint, a particularly risky location for such an injury. The laymen also say that Chris likely won't get it treated and that Chris is filthy.

The two groups don't really disagree on anything substantial.

Edit: But yeah, the thread is repetitive and should be closed soonish.
 
I thought megathreads were meant to prevent shitposting from spreading to the rest of the board. So theorically we should be allowed to shitpost here to our hearts' content, why bother locking it ? This shit is the funniest thing I 've seen from Chris in a while.
 
I think years of isolation have caused a breakdown in his concept of reality. He's spent so much time in his fantasy world that it is the real world for him now. Hence his magical thinking about his fauxgina. He might honestly qualify for commitment now.

I was actually shocked at how lenient, almost apathetic the court were with Chris over the blarms saga.
The assault of a gamestop employee just a few years after the Michael Snyder incident surely merited some kind of state intervention? I'm not saying Chris should be sent to a funny farm for the rest of his life but when his state of mind leads him to attack individuals and deface public property he really needs psychological assessment and monitoring.
 
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