Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Oddly enough can anyone think of a more Chris way to end up dying? Answers definitively what many of us already knew, that in his life Chris was always his own greatest troll.
 
Justlurkin said:
All this hype...

But somehow I have a feeling this will blow out to nothing (somehow) and in a week we'll have the UPDATED begging saga: "For my mom's teeth and my sex change treatment!"
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Part of me wonders if people want this story to come to an end, solely because they've realized that they've spent the better part of an entire decade becoming enamored in some voyeuristic dark comedy, and watching an autistic man descend into madness. They want off the ride.
 
anephric said:
I think this is the plot twist where I put up my hands and say I've had enough. When Chris was chimping out over his original content comics, I could laugh along - but this is deeply disturbing in a way reserved for Videodrome or something.

Like, I feel sympathy for his compounding mental illness but what he's going through physically is so fucking revolting I can't even express the disgust.

All of this is so dark no matter how you look at it.
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The Chris-Chan story just doesn't have a happy ending. I know people come here for the lolz, but it's not going to be 2008 forever. CWC is eventually going to fuck up his existence in a way that's dark and horrible --if it's not an infected taint, it'll be losing the house and dying on the streets. If you're not ready for that, this is a good time to step off the ride.
 
Just imagine, for a moment, what a pyrrhic victory this would be for Chris... he gets a "vagina" and as it kills him, we are deprived of content forever.

In Chris's case, either you die a lolcow, or live long enough to see yourself become an even bigger lolcow.
 
This is all like some fucked up modern version of Pinocchio. Wish and wish and wish and someday you'll wake up and Godbear will have made you a REAL live girl.. maaakes noo difference whoo youu arrre..
 
trance4lifeyo said:
Oddly enough can anyone think of a more Chris way to end up dying? Answers definitively what many of us already knew, that in his life Chris was always his own greatest troll.
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You know.... I think that, even going by CWC's standards, this is a whole new low. :(

T.S. Eliot said:
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Skeealator said:
The Chris-Chan story just doesn't have a happy ending. I know people come here for the lolz, but it's not going to be 2008 forever. CWC is eventually going to fuck up his existence in a way that's dark and horrible --if it's not an infected taint, it'll be losing the house and dying on the streets. If you're not ready for that, this is a good time to step off the ride.
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That's the catch. It's the Hotel Chandlerfornia. We can log off any time we want, but we can never leave!
 
This is a perfect storm waiting to happen, I bet you Pless is just wringing her hands with the potential anticipation of Chris-Chan's demise. Chris should not be a martyr, although he is mentally ill, you take that out of the equation and he is still a racist homophobe. I miss the lovable autist of yesterday, Chris has just morphed into something unrecognizable and only controllable with large amounts of psychiatric drugs.
 
Once Chris dies, what will happen to Kiwi? Sure, we have more lolcows, but Chris is our main. What about CWCWiki?
 
Every time Chris does something, I always think he's reached a new low. But no, he always surprises me with something worse.

After he burnt his house down, I thought that was the worst he could do. After he almost got slapped with an assault charge again, I thought that was the worst he could do. But no. We just have to wait, and he'll do something worse.

 
I'm feeling a whirl of emotions right now. Sadness, mild amusement, alarm. Mostly alarm.

But I feel like Chris will somehow pull through. A steely Autistic will is a force to be reckoned with.
 
Null said:
If it is indeed an embedded cyst inside of him, it can burst and cause excruciating pain and a fatal shock to his body.
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How am I supposed to low effort a-log this? I legitimately cannot think of a way to make it more disgusting or painful.
 
It looks bad, but if he goes to a doctor about his SRS or more hormones, he'll probably mention it and it'll get seen to. Optimistic, but definitely possible.
 
HAL 9000 said:
Once Chris dies, what will happen to Kiwi? Sure, we have more lolcows, but Chris is our main. What about CWCWiki?
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The CWCiki has immense Christorical Value, it wouldn't be hampered by the demise of CWC's material body.

Someone has probably backed it up anyway.
 
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