Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Today has had some big revelations about Chris's world. The forum has been idling at over 1,000 active users for 6 hours now because apparently the whole world wants to stare at a retarded man's rotting asshole. I am going to sum up today's play-by-play because the old threads have completely disintegrated and are sparse with information.


To summarize for people out of the loop:

In 2014, Chris got a piercing on his taint. He did not take very good care of it and as a result it became infected. Galpal troll advised him to remove the piercing and let it heal. He did that. Crisis averted, right?

In 2016, now a full-on trans, he began to do weird stuff to facilitate his transition. He uses OTC estrogen cream on his chest, dresses like a woman, wears maxi pads, and listens to white noise on YouTube that claims to help you grow breasts and a vagina.

His piercing has become infected. Medical professionals have concurred it is probably what's called an abscess: a hole in the body. There is potentially a bigger hole under his piercing that is filled with pus. If this is the case, the infection can spread by tunneling into his intestines. If this bursts into his abdominal cavity, he will go septic (which is shock induced by sepsis). If he goes into shock, he will likely die.

After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse and he had trolled us. However, besides being a blatant shitty lie, a second picture proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina.

People are begging him to go to the ER immediately. This is not a trivial issue; an infection is deadly if untreated and a serious infection can only be cured with draining, scraping, and sterile packing. If it is indeed an embedded cyst inside of him, it can burst and cause excruciating pain and a fatal shock to his body. He is refusing to do so, and is lying about going to the doctor.

Chris is telling people that he has gone to the ER and the Doctors told him his vagina is great and beautiful. Obviously a lie, but it's telling and scary. Since he is lying about going to the doctor, trolls cannot convince him to help himself. It is unusual for Chris to flat-out lie to people like this; usually he lies in a way makes him look like a winner. Instead, now he's just flat-out lying to dismiss concern. His second post says "he's clean", which is odd and usually related to STDs.

My pet theory is that he believes it's a vagina given to him by hypnosis, the maxi pads are mopping up the wound's pus ('vaginal discharge'), and he's afraid a doctor would 'remove' his vagina. Since Chris gets regular STD checkups (for some reason) and has recently gotten an STD all-clear, to him, this means that his vagina is also healthy. In other words, he thinks the problem would be an STD, not the vagina-wound itself.

This is the perfect storm of conditions that could potentially kill Christian Weston Chandler. He is beyond help if he has decided that he wants his vagina-wound more than he wants to continue living.


As far as responsibility goes:
1. Emergency responders are not going to abduct an unwilling, mentally fit patient. Chris is constitutionally allowed to deny himself treatment if he sees fit, even if it results in his death.

2. No troll has encouraged this as far as I know. There was a rumor that someone had, but I can't confirm it. Do know that if you are a troll encouraging Chris to not seek help for this wound, you will come under investigation for murder if he dies.


Content:

Chris talks about his "Un-Clit".
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"Gotcha!"
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Pictures
Taint 1.jpg Taint 2.jpg


Additionally, unphased by warnings of imminent death, Chris has also talked about his new driver's license and his "Woman Card" from Crooked Hillary Clinton's campaign. Keep that separate.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-24-chris-has-a-new-drivers-license.22833/



Discuss.
 
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I've created another thread to refresh discussion since this one kind of spiraled out of control.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/
 
Fucking hell...to think a shitty Sonic ripoff comic would eventually lead to something like this. God damn...
 
Should probably also add that people need to stop this "We need to call 911 on Chris" shit. 911 isn't going to care.
There's literally no one you can contact right now that will care or be able to do anything.
 
Chris has also talked about his new driver's license and his "Woman Card" from Crooked Hillary Clinton's campaign. Keep that separate.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-24-chris-has-a-new-drivers-license.22833/
The thread title suggests that the driver's license should be discussed here.
 
Thanks for making this thread; the other one was close to unreadable.

On topic, do we have confirmation on this point:

a second picture proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina.

I stopped reading the earlier thread before this dropped, I suppose, so I'd appreciate it if you could point me in the direction of where the second pic came from and why it is solid confirmation that he was lying (not that we need it, but it is always nice to be 100% sure)
 
So imagine Chris going to a hospital, filling out the paperwork as a self-proclaimed female with ID to prove it, and then showing the nurse his abominable mangina.
Presumably they would put in their two weeks then and there.
But how I would love to be a fly on the wall when the inevitable examination happens.
 
This sucks :( I hope Chris reawakens the hypochondriac in him and gets this thing seen about. Say what you want about Chris's lazy lifestyle, he's brought joy and laughter to a lot of people (inadvertently) over the years and I wish him the best (well the best that he can manage).
 
If this is what kills him he really would be the victim of his own stupidity. I fear that when people are this set in their ways (:autism:) there's no hope of changing their minds.
 
I half expected his mangina to be jaggedy and uneven, not unlike the job he'd do cutting a piece of paper in half with safety scissors.
 
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