Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Arrgghhh, fuck. It's over 1 a.m where I'm now but I'm scared of going to bed. Seriously, I'm actually feeling really anxious over this. I just know I'm gonna have nightmare and uneasy sleep.
 
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I wake up in the morning, get on this site, and the first thing I see is an autistic man-child's self-mutilation he calls a vagina. What am I doing with my life?
 
we don't want chris to die
Speak for yourself.
It is going to be a really sad funeral when the only people who show up are his internet fans. No gal pals no family except maybe barb. Should we wear our sonichu medallions or is that to autistic.
I just know his coffin will be filled to the brim with copies of Sonic Boom, pickle jars and notes reading JULAAAAY.
 
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For years, we've been so sure that the million dollar is question is what will happen to Chris when Barb dies, but we've had it backwards all along.

Man as horrible and nasty of a person Barb is, I still wouldn't wish that on her. Losing your parents to old age is an unfortunate part of nearly everyone's life most people must deal with. Nobody should have to outlive their children though.
 
Could he be lying?

There is no way a doctor sent him home without medical intervention with a fucking hole in the taint, no?
 
Now that Chris thinks that he's growing a Vag i bet you he'll try to impregnate himself. Just like in Sonichu Canon, Chris is going to try and inject himself with his own sperm to try and have Crystal. Please some one find out what would happen if sperm was introduced to an abscess.
Sperm rots, its not something you want to introduce into an already rancid wound.
 
Could he be lying?

There is no way a doctor sent him home without medical intervention with a fucking hole in the taint, no?

If it happened, the doctor likely sent him home with very easy, simple to follow instructions.

Which Chris then ignored.
 
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Chris is being coaxed into this by somebody? He's obliviously, slowly committing suicide. The true culprit here is, and always has been, autism.
 
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