2024 Moderator Applications

[Yawning Asperchu]

For reals thanks to all past, present and future jannies willing to do this for free. Couldn't be me. <3

 

[Roy Earle]

Hello Joshua Conner Moon, can I get paid in V-Bucks.

 

[tradecode]

I like the part on the application where it asks if you want $0 pay or if you want greater than $0 pay.

How about a third option?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I’m chronically late for everything, so my moderation practice would follow suit. It would be like there was no moderation at all.

 

[tradecode]

Make your own then, dip shit

I was attempting to make the point that the moderator should be focused on making the website easier to use and also in the process making the moderators have less of a footprint on the website..

How is your trading coming along, mr null?

 

[Toyota Hilux]

@Markass the Worst, @Sprate Header and @Vibe_Guy should be the moderators or killyourself, @Null.

Pros them being a mod:
Total discord tranny death
Total telefaggot death
Total furfag death
Total brony death


Cons:
None

 

[Bucephalus]

A couple of other people in this thread have already endorsed him (which should really say something), but I'd also like to throw my support behind @JosephStalin.

Always has a unique, insightful perspective to share with his posts, and the sort of wisdom behind them that's in short supply these days. Wholeheartedly trust his sense of judgement - if he wants the broom, I'm certain he'd do a good job.

 

[notorietus]

Aren't I supposed to be here like 5 years to apply? I swear I read that somewhere.

Pretty sure you got this from me. I heard it from @Haramburger when I asked him in SneedChat though. I’ve assumed that since @CIA Nigger

@Markass the Worst, @Sprate Header and @Vibe_Guy should be the moderators

I agree with Markass, Sprate, and Vibe_Guy being moderators, I’ve seen them active in so many boards and both do extensive research. I also applied

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

You are just plain teasing me at this point.

I'd like @Safir as advisor and deputy.

Safir would do good. I like him alot.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Safir would do good. I like him alot.

"Him". Excuse me, xhe is a true and honest russian asexual woman

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I am throwing my hat for autistic thunderdome mostly because I have few ideas .

 

[Namerlane the 40th]

"Him". Excuse me, xhe is a true and honest russian asexual woman

Nvm, fuck that bitch. Also, I still believe I could be the best pick for moderator because I'd definitely clean up the shit and help fix the shittier threads of the site. There's a good dozen sloppily made threads made by soyteens are barely provide any information and the structuring is all fucked at times.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I am throwing my hat for autistic thunderdome mostly because I have few ideas .

I am throwing my enthusiastic support for Miss Justa's application to moderate these undesirable infested lands.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

I've hacked into the mainframe, and made my own moderator application:

https://cryptpad.lolcow.llc/form/#/2/form/view/uv3B-geQ7upi9TV2UA--ymbDHcT73j6cDJ2kMWfihYA/

Apply here if you don't actually wanna be a moderator, but think it's funny if you would be one.
Also Jersh your application software is shilling for the devs. heheh.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i've been tossing around my moderator picks if i don't get picked but here's my list in no order

• @Sprate Header
• @Markass the Worst
• @notorietus
• @Vibe_Guy (even though he didn't endorse me )

 

[Vibe_Guy]

(even though he didn't endorse me )

Habibi, brother. I didn't endorse you because you don't need it from me.

May your rightheous crusade to rework every KF thread prosper so allah lets you in Jannah once your mortal coil grows tired

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Habibi, brother. I didn't endorse you because you don't need it from me.

no hard feelings. good luck to you

May your rightheous crusade to rework every KF prosper so allah lets you in Jannah once your mortal coil grows tired

im going to enjoy my 72 virgins after i rewrite every thread

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I would do it but just don't have the time.

It would be fun to delete posts and threadban people with messages like "Stop spazzing out, brother" and "No tagging people for a slapfight, brother"

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I would do it but just don't have the time.

It would be fun to delete posts and threadban people with messages like "Stop spazzing out, brother" and "No tagging people for a slapfight, brother"

And add a HH at the end for good measure

 

[Shig O'nella]

We need to make another website where we specialize in making fun of people at this website.

It already exists. No, I'm not linking you, I don't dislike them enough to do that to them.