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Well I filled in the application. Might as well try. If I got the job I'd want to help with the Beauty Parlor or Internet Famous since I'm a wahman.
 
Where do I sign?

I will literally moderate for free to specifically bully furries in animal control and boost my ego power trip.
 
'Ole Dente said:
are you sure you want to grapple with madness
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"We are all mad here"
 
Soycast Guy said:
I could never make a good mod because I simply do not have the free time, and I would expect pay.

Good luck to anyone who becomes a tranny janny though!
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You got a phone dont you?
You will set your phone to vibrate every time a new report is made on the farms, you will whip out your phone to resolve the "issue" regardless of what youre doing.

Even if youre doing brain surgery, driving, your wife is giving birth, on a 56 killstreak on call of duty(all of these are of equal significance btw)


YOU WILL WHIP OUT YOUR PHONE, AND RESOLVE THE REPORT, FOR, FUCKING, FREE!

You will NOT get PAID!

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Even facebook and twitter moderation teams have it better than you.
Man, imagine if slavery was still a thing...
Like instead of niggers picking cotton, the niggers could be mo-
WAIT THATS YOU, YOURE THE SLAVE, JANNYYYYY!
 
This thread has made me laugh harder than I have in while. I just picture poor Josh knowing that 90% of the applications are going to be jokes but having to read them anyways with a look of tired, simmering rage on his face until he snaps and BMJs his keyboard.
 
Isn't this how places like 4chan were taken over and subverted from the inside? I mean it's been a general strategy with so many communities as well but that one certainly comes to mind when asking like this. (I know we have Null here calling the shots but.. damage can sill be done)

hmmmmm.... thinking.... would be nice to try and help out... not sure if i would want that kind of pressure and stress again,... right now at least. Especially the kind that would come from here.
 
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Make me a mod.
I wouldn't do any actual moderation, but I want the internet clout the badge would bring me.
I yearn desperately for the approval of strangers.

Edit: Thank you for the reactions, I love you guys!
 
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Adolf Hulkler said:
You got a phone dont you?
You will set your phone to vibrate every time a new report is made on the farms, you will whip out your phone to resolve the "issue" regardless of what youre doing.

Even if youre doing brain surgery, driving, your wife is giving birth, on a 56 killstreak on call of duty(all of these are of equal significance btw)


YOU WILL WHIP OUT YOUR PHONE, AND RESOLVE THE REPORT, FOR, FUCKING, FREE!

You will NOT get PAID!

​
Even facebook and twitter moderation teams have it better than you.
Man, imagine if slavery was still a thing...
Like instead of niggers picking cotton, the niggers could be mo-
WAIT THATS YOU, YOURE THE SLAVE, JANNYYYYY!
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NO STALKER CHILD, I will NOT do it for FREE
 
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