2024 Moderator Applications

[User 170096]

Oh boy, I sure do hope I win!

 

[Hff201]

The funniest thing Null could do here is not actually appoint any new jannies, and instead just publicly list off all the applicants who were gay enough to actively want to be one.

 

[Drip Torch]

I would do it if I could act like a politician. Loudly complain publicly then do jack shit about it, but still expect to get paid.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

im too lazy to fill out a gay little form
but i want to ban people and i will do the absolute worst job possible

 

[Not A Fed]

I hope this doesn't end badly.

 

[Drip Torch]

Not saying this crowd is the worst of the internet, but damn close. I wouldn't want responsibility for any of you freaks. Even if that including being able too shit can retards.

 

[Journoscum]

Please just make Hollywood Hulk Hogan moderator of the thunderdome

 

[Kulee Baba]

I would be a good janny at the start and then get drunk on power and Null would have to call me a retard monogoloid and ban me.

So I politely decline.

 

[Forest Person]

I wonder if the real move is to not apply at all? I imagine it would be rather difficult to sort out the people who are genuinely interested in helping and those who just want to be a janny for the hell of it. Given the size of this one, best of luck to Null and the staff that will be dealing with this.

 

[AltisticRight]

he is already interested in

Not after you get hooked on the Serbian HRT, sister.

 

[John Badman]

Hot pockets are $6.47 but you do it for free. Enjoy poverty janny child.

 

[Thé au lait]

the #1 date supplied for "when you started lurking the forum" is September, 2001.

Oh that question was about lurking? Oopsies...

 

[Haramburger]

Hot pockets are $6.47 but you do it for free. Enjoy poverty janny child.

broompushing was cheaper under Trump

 

[DavidS877]

Anyone who campaigns for public office or becoming a jannie becomes disqualified for holding any office at all.

-Thomas More, Utopia

Paraphrased, obviously.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hot pockets are $6.47 but you do it for free. Enjoy poverty janny child.

But if you do it for free that means that you are poor, and if you are poor you can get an EBT. Can you buy Hot Pockets using your EBT?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The new moderator hazing is rough but for those that survive, you receive a solid gold broomstick and dustpan.

"ban anyone who says osama bin janny in chat"

 

[John Badman]

But if you do it for free that means that you are poor, and if you are poor you can get an EBT. Can you buy Hot Pockets using your EBT?

Only if you’re of melanated complexion like the 4chan mods, it’s the one loophole that’s kept them thriving. That and state taxpayer funded hrt.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But if you do it for free that means that you are poor, and if you are poor you can get an EBT. Can you buy Hot Pockets using your EBT?

Yes. Hot Pockets are considered vegetables.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I nominate myself, and I promise to ban literally everyone who posts, and will delete my account once peace has returned.

I'm just reusing my application from when the Autism Thunderdome needed a despot.

No my position has not changed.

 

[SofondaCox]

Wish I was more tech savvy and cognitively functional. I‘m so very thankful for this place and owe Dear Feeder a debt of gratitude. I’d love to donate some true and honest Injun craftwork for a merch run.

I make gay shit out of wood. Raised a lotta unwanted kids. Can’t figure how to put those skills to use for the site.

@Joseph Stalin is the most level-headed, even handed guy. Intelligent, thoughtful, self aware, empathetic. He’d be a trouble free addition.

Sorta related note, the question on the application - there have been a hundred hilarious moments on the site, but the night Jon Yaniv showed up in his thread while we were prattling about his foulness was sublime. Then Kitty arrived and pushed him right over the edge. He and his mum were marauding the courtyard MEOWING in the night .

Hell, even when Fong had us on the ropes there was an air of such chaos and hysteria you couldnt help but laugh. Thank you, Sir, for nearly a decade of laughs and petty triumphs.