2024 Moderator Applications

[Xarpho's Return]

True Fact: the janny test is harder than the Maryland State Police application.

At least that makes sense. On a lot of these retail jobs you get asked a set of theoretical questions about customer and co-worker employee relations and has like five selections.

1. Plausible but incorrect
2. Obviously wrong
3. The correct answer as HR would want it
4. The correct answer as anyone good-hearted and intelligent would do it, but also sane
5. What will actually happen

 

[DickMain]

Can't we just throw darts to decide (and skip to the part where it's HHH and I get to laugh at the site imploding for a day)?

We'd also better pick out a candidate with some DM chain sex scandals that can be leveraged against them for fake uprates and fluff votes in polls on demand.

@Null what do you think of this bird-cat

The Morpheus one was funnier.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Much as I try to promote civility in the threads I partake in(Which can be hard in the DSP subforum), moderation is stressful and I personally can't commit to a consistent schedule - yet. Maybe whenever your next janny tryouts are. Or if we get a KingCobraJFS subforum.

 

[Sammich]

you are mistaken.

That was the joke!

 

[Haramburger]

Give HHH a custom flair in the color of Staff that says "Border Czar" but doesn't give him any actual responsibility. Let people speculate endlessly and delete this post.

 

[Nobunaga]

Give HHH a custom flair in the color of Staff that says "Border Czar" but doesn't give him any actual responsibility. Let people speculate endlessly and delete this post.

Give him a resident US politician badge

 

[AIDShaver69]

Can pink triangles apply?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

What happens if I get Early Onset Dementia?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What happens if I get Early Onset Dementia?

You get a halal thread

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Give HHH a custom flair in the color of Staff that says "Border Czar" but doesn't give him any actual responsibility. Let people speculate endlessly and delete this post.

Please do this it would be so funny

 

[Haramburger]

Can pink triangles apply?

sure, we let black people attend college for free too

 

[The Last Stand]

I did not get those questions.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

 

[Slur Generator]

Whats the shame and hazard pay bonus like?
I am confident that i would be the exact wrong person for the job and would abuse what little power i get immediately. Put me in coach!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This can only end in tears.

Anyone who WANTS a position of authority is likely to be the worst possible person for that position of authority.

you are right for the most part, but I do like this place for what it is. After DKF I stuck with this place as the ultimate group of internet misfits that are still from the old world internet.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I hope we get an announcement on the new mods so they can he shittalked appropriately.

Best of luck to the applicants, you'll do a better job then I ever could have.

 

[Beautiful Gunt]

Fuck you nigger

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

mod me, I will ensure all posts relating to female subjects are confined to stating how fat they are and if users would or would not have sex with them.

 

[Sam Losco]

Now's my chance for redemption.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hope we get an announcement on the new mods so they can he shittalked appropriately.

Best of luck to the applicants, you'll do a better job then I ever could have.

Last time (that I know of) Null announced who the new mods were, so that would likely be the case here as well. But with this mod run being much, much larger than that one, I'd expect for there to be a thread solely made to announce who the new mods are, and also for all the results to be announced much later. I'd say that in 3 weeks-a month we will have them