2024 Moderator Applications

[God's strongest milkman]

There is. You get autofiltered to submission after the first page if you believe yourself to be entitled to compensation for janny duty. Strangely, this doesn't occur if you admit to being British. Perhaps Null is learning and growing past his prejudices ()

He can autofilter me all he likes. I am entitled to creamy white milky compensation, no milk? No labor.

He wants slave labor, who does he think he is? Our prison systems and government? We fought a bloody war to ensure only our government had a monopoly on slave labor and we like it that way! Nigga isn't even a real southerner he's from Florida! Northern Florida I think so more southern than southern Florida (don't ask) but still!

 

[Axiom.]

fuck it. submitted

All of our differences aside, I hope you get it too man, you've been valuable help to the site and have helped a lot of people creating threads including myself.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You should mod me for Beauty Parlor, I promise to be a good boy

 

[Preacher ✝]

Tempting.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

All of our differences aside, I hope you get it too man, you've been valuable help to the site and have helped a lot of people creating threads including myself.

no hard feelings. if i was going to janny anywhere, it’d be PG. it’s nice to see the support

 

[WelperHelper99]

I submitted one. Thought the questions were actually pretty good. I'm online a lot, so I have the time.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I might try only to check if I don't go crazy with power and if I succeed, I'd run for office.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

fuck it. submitted

Same lol. I'm just tired of people shitting up like the two threads I frequent the most. And accounts that don't adhere to site culture. And coomers.

 

[LadyOfWisdom]

just picked the ask for money ending and got my foreskin forcefully removed the second I finished the application.

That explains why only people with the pronoun “he” can apply.
Thanks for sharing, quick healing to you

 

[Ace888Ace]

He wants slave labor, who does he think he is?

That explains this bit of the application:

 

[Caesar]

I assumed there would be more after you click "next".

Psst... Don't... Peak... Their... Suspicion...

 

[MadStan]

Can I apply to be a moderator of just one KF User? X-prime?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

There is. You get autofiltered to submission after the first page if you believe yourself to be entitled to compensation for janny duty.

I truly do put the "Autistic" part in Autistic Thunderdome

 

[miniature chungus]

Future jannies in progress writing out their job applications with how much experience they have cleaning up turds off the walls at other wendy's bathroom tier forums to do it for free, haha thats crazy man

 

[Axiom.]

Wait, I live in a 10th circuit state, how would that effect being a janny?

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Can I apply to be a moderator of just one KF User? X-prime?

Yeah can I specifically be a global moderator but for only one specific type of rule? I wanna deal with nothing else but people being horny retards and posting nsfw shit so I can shame them.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This can only end in tears.

Anyone who WANTS a position of authority is likely to be the worst possible person for that position of authority.

I disagree. I'll only shit down the throats of 30% of the users and that ain't so bad.

 

[Barbarella]

I was asked to be a mod on a forum I loved. It turned into a thankless job with all my former friends hating me for decisions in line with guidelines, while I could see behind the scenes they were all reporting each other.

Nope, don’t do it kids.

 

[BlueKirbo]

i nominate @Judas Connor Moon

 

[urr13 account]

instead of jannies maybe we could do a vote every time a user does a bad thing and only with a super majority 75% votes do they get banned. Democracy instead of jannies.