2023 Census: Drunk identity

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No officer, Problem.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I shouldn't drink.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

I am tired of this institutionalized sleepy drunk erasure.
We're here, he had one beer, we're drowsy now.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Happy most of the time, and I'm also responsible around normies because I apparently show my power level when I go too far.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

God's drunkiest Ozzy Osbourne, happy collector of livers

 

[Monolith]

Perpetual.

 

[batterybee]

i dont drink

 

[one sky]

I'm the : tell your boyfriend you love him a million times and listen to classic rock and then cry about some stupid shit kind half the time
and the laugh like a maniac and just feel awesome and instantly be 10 times funnier type the other times.

It has occasionally given me the courage to express deeply held genuine emotions and start conversations I had been terrified to, which lead to the kind of emotional intimacy most people are incapable of in relationships, so I definitely appreciate it to that extent.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Homer Simpson's kind of sexy, not gonna lie.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't drink, I'm already an unlikable asshole.

 

[RichardMongler]

We're here, he had one beer, we're drowsy now.

That's the lightweight category.

As for me, I tend to be quite calm and relaxed when I'm drunk. I'm not known to be ill-tempered or hostile, but I can get plenty horny given the mood.

 

[Lokenstien]

I am positive that a solid 70% of my posts here were written as I was stumbling and swaying with every movement of my alcohol riddled body. 10% of those were probably during blackouts too. Its great fun but I'm just dreading the day when I legit post total unreadable nonsense moments before the void takes me right in my chair.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Red wine with lots of ice cubes in it.

Then on weekends the newest flavors of alcopops and sometimes liqueurs and various interesting mixers.

 

[Catler]

Happy, often horny drunk. What a cursed combination.

10% of those were probably during blackouts too

Its great fun but I'm just dreading the day when I legit post total unreadable nonsense...

I've done that on multiple occasions. It's terrifying because you never know if you powerleveled a bit too hard and now have a really big problem.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]