2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

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Even my drug addled brother in law and his barely functional NEET bipolar 2 wife had a better wedding than this. Both sets of parents came to that.

As someone that has never given DSP a dime, this is the funniest thing to happen on an Wednesday April evening.
 
I've never been so enraged about some internet shit in my fucking life. I could write a 20 paragraph essay about this fuck-ass fucking nigga, but it's not even worth my fucking time. How many fucking times has this faggot said "I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to marry Khet in the future", "I'm not sure if I'll be able to keep this house for another year"? This shit is absoutely un-fucking-believable .

This lying fucking sack of shit sat here begging his viewers for tens of fucking thousands of dollars under 100% false pretenses, then throws his fucking lies in their face like it's their fucking problem. "I wanted to protect our families" my motherfukcing ass nigga. I can't even describe how infuriated I am from seeing this post.

Fuck this dude, fuck his sick-ass parents, fuck his wife, and fuck his two fucking mortgages. The fucking audacity of this motherfucker. He just legitimized everything any fucking a-log has done to his faggot ass. Fuck this fucking guy.
 
Yeah, um D$P's mom has a Cosmetology degree worth as much as his graduating Valedictorian. Who would let their only son's bride have wedding pictures taken with hair this messed up ! ? !
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killuminati said:
I've never been so enraged about some internet shit in my fucking life. I could write a 20 paragraph essay about this fuck-ass fucking nigga, but it's not even worth my fucking time. How many fucking times has this faggot said "I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to marry Khet in the future", "I'm not sure if I'll be able to keep this house for another year"? This shit is absoutely un-fucking-believable .

This lying fucking sack of shit sat here begging his viewers for tens of fucking thousands of dollars under 100% false pretenses, then throws his fucking lies in their face like it's their fucking problem. "I wanted to protect our families" my motherfukcing ass nigga. I can't even describe how infuriated I am from seeing this post.

Fuck this dude, fuck his sick-ass parents, fuck his wife, and fuck his two fucking mortgages. The fucking audacity of this motherfucker. He just legitimized everything any fucking a-log has done to his faggot ass. Fuck this fucking guy.
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Now, now. No reason to get mad over this. Phil has always been a scammer. This is par for the course.

However, I will grant you that this level of deceit has arguably never been achieved by Phil but I had an inkling something major was going to happen this trip because he still went regardless of him possibly losing his house. It didn’t make sense.

To those waiting for the paypigs to rise up: not gonna happen. They’re most likely going to congratulate him and not even make a fuss about it.

I’m excited for all the detractor and troll content that’s about to come.
 
I honestly thought this was a joke thread you guys have rendered me speechless

Congrats to Dave and Khet genuinely wishing happiness for them

just no kids pls for the love of god
 
Wing Zero said:
Dude, calm down. Getting mad over DSP is a waste of time and effort. Trust us, he's not worth it.
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Exactly karma is real and justice will be... not swift but it will eventually come for Phil. Don't worry about it in my opinion. Life will hit him harder than anything we could do to him. That being said. Grats phil.
 
And to think a while ago I was criticizing the writers for recycling the tax storyline when it was in fact a misdirection. They bamboozled us, those clever bastards. I'm never questioning them again.
 
Raven'sChild said:
Yeah, um D$P's mom has a Cosmetology degree worth as much as his graduating Valedictorian. Who would let their only son's bride have wedding pictures taken with hair this messed up ! ? !
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from what ive seen about khet, she cant do her own makeup. she constantly looks like shit because she over did it. would not be surprised if it was done properly, and she fucked it up.
 
Mr.Downer said:
darksydephil Jr. one day?
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Imagine the first Child being from Khet rogue life on the Gym, and a couple years later: "Having a Child Redemption Run"

Kermit the Frog said:
Tevin just pointed out something VERY interesting:
Phil announced his engagement with Leanna on April 9, 2017.
Phil announced his wedding with Kat on April 10, 2019.
Incredible.
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Khet is Leanna confirmed.

Edit: Also Phil was with Leanna for 5~ years... he's only about 1 year in with Khet and is already married... it makes you think, how this human being works.
 
Bruh it makes it really fucking scummy when you remember he said he needs to go visit his sick dying parents.
If I were to ever be a cuck and give him money I would be livid right about now.
 
Wing Zero said:
Dude, calm down. Getting mad over DSP is a waste of time and effort. Trust us, he's not worth it.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm drunk farming, so it's hard to keep my chill. It's just so unbelievable to see him openly admit to lying to everyone like this as if it wasn't a big deal. I've always kept a sort neutral stance when it comes to this guy, but a move like this legit crosses the line for me. There's no way to play this off as some kind of "detractor spin". He really is a fucking asshole for this.
 
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