2019-04-10 DSP Got Married - Replacing the Gorilla Munch mascot put us on the bad timeline.

[wabbits]

Welp, pay pigs, you're gonna have to ante up some really, REALLY big wedding tips now.

 

[James Smith]

He is going to move his assets to her and file for bankruptcy and she will take everything.

What assets? Everything expensive he owns has a lien and loan attached to it.

 

[Tism the Return]

This is way too idiotic and by proxy way too funny, that's how I know it's real. Never change DSP.

 

[Grotesque]

I admire the complete lack of shame Phil has to blatantly fuck over his fans, and he'll keep getting away with it!

 

[bearsintrees]

There's so much to say, to consider, to pick apart, but no matter what it comes down to a simple idea...

This is just embarrassing.

He married a thot he's known for 18 months who has multiple mental illnesses, hates his job and being a public figure, rarely sleeps with him, never fucks him let's be honest, has no chemistry with him, is uninteresting, has offered him literally zero noticeable benefits to his life or mental health, and is a confirmed cheater.

Embarrassing.

 

[Salubrious]

It's going to be fun listening to DSP, who is now officially in a DINK household (dual income, no kids), grossing over $100K+, still beg for money.

 

[wabbits]

Did they write their own vows? Please tell me they wrote their own vows.

 

[Troglodyte]

You know what, good for him. I hope it works out, makes him genuinely happy, and finally get's him to grow up.

I share this sentiment and hope he gets some semblance of happiness from this marriage. We would, however, be fools in thinking that Phil will break the habit of a lifetime and stop acting like a manchild. No ring on his chubby finger is going to change DSP.

 

[TVB]

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

I never said the recent fundraisers were for my tax situation, guys! You just assumed that!

You should be happy that your donations and tips paid for my honeymoon! You want me to be happy so I continue to provide you with free, quality content, right? Well then shut the fuck up about me getting married! I earned this, I worked my ass off! So what if you helped pay for it?

I'm only streaming 3 days a week now because Kat wants me to spend more time with her now that we're married, so you guys are gonna have to step up the tips and subs, otherwise we'll lose the house!

 

[refresh2go]

 

[Scotsman]

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Wow so Kat didn’t have anyone at her own wedding. Not even her work friends.

And she only ever met her mother and father in law 3 days before the wedding. Wow

Since they already went to the mall and the pizza place, is their honeymoon going to be at the zoo then?

 

[chicken wings]

Gross speculation time!

She forced DSP to marry her so she has access to his material goods(i.e. his house and finances)to take during the divorce proceedings. Pandalee was a gold digger but Khet most definetly is a house wrecking one. Example: her ex. The writers for this Arc are gonna end this with phil losing half his shit, covered in gin and debt aith nothing but a shotgun and 2 shells in his hand. Feel bad him. Really do.

A marriage of convenience. For Kat.

Divorce, split possessions and alimony is a golden fucking ticket. There are enough thirsty men out there who will take Phil's leftovers.

For Phil I'm guessing it's mainly because he's almost 40 and it's not uncommon for men his age to start feeling lonely and just snap up whoever is there at the time. Once again, Phil showing his shortsightedness.

 

[Raven'sChild]

..."OUR and my family..." Tinfoil hat time: D$P knocked her up?

 

[Salubrious]

It's been great listening to LSB's stream in real time and now we have an emergency Tevin stream at 11 (that sadly I will miss live as I will be asleep).

 

[thismanlies]

I think since June 2017. I know she moved in Feb. 2018.

Around a year or so.

That's longer than I thought. I knew a guy who dated his woman for three months before putting a ring on her. Let's just say it ended as you'd expect.

As far as DSP goes, she must really like him if she's walking down the aisle with someone who's struggling to make ends meet as a let's player. Either that or he told her he's a famous e celeb who's raking in cash like PewDiePie and she believed him.

 

[Grotesque]

..."OUR and my family..." Tinfoil hat time: D$P knocked her up?

I really hope not. It's fun and games watching these drama whores ruin their own lives, don't drag a kid into this.

 

[Jotaro]

What a complete fucking idiot. And liar, but they're both par for the course. All of the factors that he mentioned on like, every single Ask The King since Leanna came around, about eventual marriage and why it's not feasible to do it 'currently', still exist.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Man I hope he filmed footage of the super awkward kiss. Well to show us Kiwi's aren't all bad congratulations Phil I see absolutely nothing wrong with this...

Side note: What is it about WrestleMania that puts Phil in a wedding mood? He propsed to Leanna soon after Wrestlemania that year and marries Kat right after this year. Just an observation.