2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

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A total loss.
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It's gonna be close, and let's be honest here, if Hillary barely wins, we will still have a salt volcano from the usual suspects on how *the first woman president didn't win by enough*

*EDIT* I predict a Johnson victory, just to be a contrarian.
 
It's obviously gonna be the surprise Stein victory. Why vote for a reptile as first female president when you could have a GILF?

Let's Make America Green Again!
 
The best possible outcome saltwise is nobody reaches 270 and Trump wins. The reeeeeeeeeeeing from Hillfags will reach the next galaxy.
 
Holdek said:
Long story short it usually depends on if the state has closed primaries or not.
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I live in one of the big three counties of South Florida, a state with a closed primary, yet more people are classified as "Other" than Republican. So not really, even though primaries also having judicial elections, amendments, etc. Frankly, if they can't make up their mind about their idiology, do you expect them to care about other issues which matter besides the President, Congress, and pot?
 
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Picklechu said:
Florida is similar, although they always take for-fucking-ever to count votes; Trump pretty much can't win without it.
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Only if it's close enough for the mandatory recount margin of 1% between first and second. Sure the loser can ask for a recount outside the margin but would have to show why it's necessary to stall certification of a result larger than that. Usually they can get a call in by 10/11 pm if it's not going to be a squeaker but I'm sure there's going to be crying about not having the support at the ballot box going on all over the place, not just there, at this point.
 
Jaimas said:
With all the shitposting going on, I thought I'd do my part and give you all some shit to laugh at. Those of you who wondered when the inevitable was going to happen and some exceptional individuals blamed Trump on Gamergate: Worry no longer, I got a bunch and here's three of them in ascending order of funny.
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Even in the election thread you're still focused on Gamergate?
 
I'm gonna miss this election. I have no strong feelings toward the outcome, I don't have election fatigue, I've just enjoyed the ride. Reading about it on kiwi farms was definitely one of the highlights.
The Jeb! guac bowl
"Very low energy"
The yeb! bot in chat
"Please clap"
Marco briefly being the golden boy for all of a week before "Okay little Marco" "OK big Donald"
"Trust me, there's no problem there."
Nate Silver posting about how Trump was no threat and would never come close to the nomination, then slowly backtracking before finally having to apologize
Mexico will pay for the wall
Salon/Jezebel one of those sort of sites proudly announcing that they were going to move Trump articles from politics to humor, then being forced to move them back to politics a few months later
"A complete and total shutdown of Muslims entering the United States..."
That brief scandal where they revealed old audio of Trump calling into a show and pretending to be his agent when it was obviously him, which disappeared from the news cycle after a couple of days because no one cared.?
That crazy Kasich ad that was a retrospective of him explaining how he became president
Taco bowls/"I love Mexicans!"
Trump claiming Ted Cruz's dad was seen with Lee Harvey Oswald before the shooting (seriously, where did he even come up with that?)
Trump & Putin's bromance
Trump steaks coming back into the limelight
All the wikileaks posts and Assange getting his internet chopped down
Hillary toppling into a car
I didn't find pussygate funny personally, I wasn't offended I just didn't find it surprising, but it deserves a mention
Pepe becoming a white supremacist
Sad Ted Cruz
The Podesta/Satanist/Pizza shitstorm

I don't know, there's so many....
My vote is on 269/269 split going to Trump.
 
melty said:
I'm gonna miss this election. I have no strong feelings toward the outcome, I don't have election fatigue, I've just enjoyed the ride. Reading about it on kiwi farms was definitely one of the highlights.
The Jeb! guac bowl
"Very low energy"
The yeb! bot in chat
"Please clap"
Marco briefly being the golden boy for all of a week before "Okay little Marco" "OK big Donald"
"Trust me, there's no problem there."
Nate Silver posting about how Trump was no threat and would never come close to the nomination, then slowly backtracking before finally having to apologize
Mexico will pay for the wall
Salon/Jezebel one of those sort of sites proudly announcing that they were going to move Trump articles from politics to humor, then being forced to move them back to politics a few months later
"A complete and total shutdown of Muslims entering the United States..."
That brief scandal where they revealed old audio of Trump calling into a show and pretending to be his agent when it was obviously him, which disappeared from the news cycle after a couple of days because no one cared.?
That crazy Kasich ad that was a retrospective of him explaining how he became president
Taco bowls/"I love Mexicans!"
Trump claiming Ted Cruz's dad was seen with Lee Harvey Oswald before the shooting (seriously, where did he even come up with that?)
Trump & Putin's bromance
Trump steaks coming back into the limelight
All the wikileaks posts and Assange getting his internet chopped down
Hillary toppling into a car
I didn't find pussygate funny personally, I wasn't offended I just didn't find it surprising, but it deserves a mention
Pepe becoming a white supremacist
Sad Ted Cruz
The Podesta/Satanist/Pizza shitstorm

I don't know, there's so many....
My vote is on 269/269 split going to Trump.
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I think the "alt-right speech interruption" is my top favorite moment. That OP delivered like none since.
 
read 'em and weep nerds

http://shanghaiist.com/2016/11/07/monkey_picks_trump.php

While most economists, retired generals, newspapers, former presidents and American votersdon't think that Donald Trump should be president, at least he has the backing of China's magical monkey king.

Last Thursday, Geda, aka the "king of prophets," chose Trump as the winner of Tuesday's election by rejecting the banana nearest Hillary Clinton and instead choosing the one on Trump's podium, sealing the deal by giving the Donald's life-sized cutout a big smooch on the lips, AFP reports.
 
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