[1:37]
Barb: Are you watching <unintelligible>?
Chris: Yea! And I'm recording it on my iPod, video!
Yeah you see what .. you see he's moved his shovel-mech, and he's looking like he's trying to -- either he's stoking it, or he's trying to put it out.
Barb: <unintelligible>
Chris: Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that's what he looks like he's doing right now.
[2:20]
Chris makes a series of grunting noises. The camera adjusts awkwardly.
[2:50]
Barb: He's trying to put the dirt over it, cuz ... put it out.
Chris: He looks from the downstairs or outside.
Barb: <unintelligible>
Chris: Yeah...
[whispering] He's stupid.
[To himself] This can go on YouTube. "Shoveling male idiot tries to put out fire, surrounding a forest and neighborhood!"
And you know what? There's a lake near by! He could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire!
My momma tried calling 9-1-1, but guess what? The darn idiots wont listen! They think, [in a very dumb voice] "he's not breakin' any lawwwwwws!"
Con-sarnit! They don't have a lick'a sense!
Aw, look at this now! He rolled away from the damn fire. Oh, no wait, he turned it around.
[4:22]
[ Chris' cellphone ringtone plays. ]
Aw, now what? I'm not --
[4:25]
[ The video skips ahead. He has removed some of the footage. ]
[4:40]
[ A dog barks. ]
[4:50]
[In a dumb voice] "I'm drivin' away! Yep. I stoked da fire, and now I'm drivin' away! I'm an idiot or something, look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wind is heavy over here, I can darn feel it! And now I just turn myself around. And now I'm gonna sit here and watch the damn fire some more!"
Somebody please call 9-1-1 and tell 'em to get over here!
