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Watson and Sherlock Holmes are camping in a forest. At three in the morning, Holmes wakes Watson.
-Holmes: Watson, look up. What can you deduce from what you see?
-Watson: From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce, Holmes?
-Holmes: I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen!
 
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Spinning complacently in the darkness, covered by a blanket of little lies. False security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber.

An eye, staring straight down. Seeing all that you are and everything you could never be. An eye, waiting to blink.

So face forwards, with minds reeling and arms wide open. Your future has arrived.

Are you ready to go?
 
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