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hi kiwi's, I am making a documentary about Chris so I figured the best place to get info is 14 Branchland court! I am parked 200 yards from BLC in my RV, and I have enough food to last 15 days. I am hoping that either Chris or Barb will go somewhere ( McDonald's or chick fil a) where I can interview them respectfully. I took 2 pics before I saw a light turn on in the house so I scramed. Don't believe me, come visit me, I'm open for interviews and guests.
 
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
 
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